How did you do that?

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Neonbob

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I used an experimental method...my legs were stretched.

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Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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I pierced it's heart instead of cutting the heads.
Shocking, I know...


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Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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He shot at her fifty times with a huge revolver.

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Vrex360

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Mar 2, 2009
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What a great question, well I was sent to earth via stasis pod and when I emerged I spied on humans and learned their weakness. After that I set off a few bombs in major cities and during the confusion my race came to concur this pathetic little rock of a planet.

How the hell did you survive my genocidal rampage?
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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I offered to help you like the backstabbing coward I am.


How did you escape my backstabbing spree?
 

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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Easy, you fell for my trap and allowed me to backstab the backstabber.

How did you think you would escape the inevitable defeat?
 

j1-2themax

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Jun 30, 2008
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They didn't. I hid in a tree and they got bored.

How did you survive being shot in the face with a TMP?