How did you do that?

[oppp7]

By burning it.

How did you take down the mafia?

 

[Neonbob]

Firebombing campaign. It's hard to fight against firebombs.

How did you lose your voice?

 

[Azraellod]

I drank a phial of acid. It burned my vocal cords...

How did you disguise that hydrochloric acid as apple juice?

 

[Jamienra]

I neutralised it with an alkali

How did you find out the secret plans of the Gorgonzola king?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

By dressing up as a lowly Mozerella, becoming a faithful aide to the late Gorganzola King. How foolish of him not to see past my flimsy disguise. How foolish, when finishing a meeting with the great Four Cheeses, Limburger of the North, Edam of the West, Cheddar of the South and Stinking Bishop of the East, that he left the plans lying on his desk. How foolish of him to come in at that moment.

How did you find the Golden Monkey?

 

[Jamienra]

@Penguins4freedom im impressed

I followed Indiana Jones on one of his many journeys, this one happened to be his search for the monkey

 

[oppp7]

Uh...
I just did?

How did you not post?

 

[Jamienra]

Because im an idiot

How did Pokemon cards die out?

 

[oppp7]

People bought Yugioh cards.

How did you lose weight?

 

[j1-2themax]

I stopped eating entirely.

How are you keeping me alive?

 

[oppp7]

Necromancy.

How did you persuade me to do this?

 

[Jamienra]

Bribery through cookies

How did you bake them so tasty?

 

[oppp7]

I used real souls.

How did you see the Titanic?

 

[CounterAttack]

I noclipped to the bottom of the ocean.

How did you cook a pancake in an incinerator?

 

[j1-2themax]

Very, very quickly.

How did you manage to garner the hate of an entire country?

 

[Azraellod]

I became the president.

How did you drink that bleach without feeling ill?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm immune to poison.

How did you learn to breathe underwater?

 

[oppp7]

I ate a fish.

How did you learn English?

 

[j1-2themax]

From an Englishman, dummy.

How have you kept your faith in humanity for so long?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Blindness.

How did you keep on running even after getting shot in both legs?