How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I threw it at a wall.


How did you get it back?

 

[ottenni]

I put it in a fast car.

How did you breakdance with no legs?

 

[Neonbob]

I used lots of duct tape and some string.

How did you get a pelican to swallow a car?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a toy car.


How did you drive it?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Drunk and blindfolded.

How did you survive?

 

[CounterAttack]

With the luck of the gods.

How did you find the girl of my dreams before I could?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

She came to me. We have so much in common it is not funny.

How did you clone yourself?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

With a used cereal box and a lightbulb.

How did you kill the president?

 

[Neonbob]

I got the cloning machine and spit in a tube. Easy enough.
Nuke. Anything else you wanna ask?

How did you make a superconductor?

 

[Ren3004]

With a knife.


How did you find out it was me?

 

[CounterAttack]

Through a process of elimination.

How did you survive my D&D campaign?

 

[Neonbob]

I made myself a god character.

How did you not balance my person?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Program glitch.

How did you break this mp3?

 

[Neonbob]

I ruined your computer too. You just haven't noticed yet.

How did you make diamonds out of air?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Alchemy.

How did you make a rock harder than diamonds using only bird saliva?

 

[Code Monkey]

I used duct tape. You can do anything with that stuff.

How did you spin straw into gold?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I beat the crap out of Rumpledforeskin or what ever his name was and made him work for me.

How did you get cyber stalked?

 

[Code Monkey]

Well, he had a trustworthy screen name...

How did you quit smoking?

 

[CounterAttack]

Quite easily. I never started.

How did you give up binge drinking?

 

[ottenni]

I took up sport.

How did you break that.