How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I added more blood.

How did you turn my eyes into diamonds?

 

[Neonbob]

I left your blank space alone!

How did you survive assault and battery?

 

[Sleekgiant]

The person attacking was only level 1 strength

How did you sink my battleship

 

[Sassafrass]

With years of waiting for it to rust.

How did you kill The One?

 

[CounterAttack]

I kicked a chair across the room and it collided with his face.

How did you overwrite the personality of Subject 1 with that of Subject 2?

 

[ottenni]

With a Doctor Doom snuggie.

How did you do so many back flips in skinny jeans?

 

[brtshstel]

The jeans are made of a new kind of super-elastic denim.

How did you pull off a microchip made out of glass?

 

[Neonbob]

I hid the transistors in a special dimensional pocket.

How did you get a jump on the market?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By jumping on it?

How did you jump on a bull?

 

[Code Monkey]

It was dead at the time.

How did you revive the bull?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Magic.

How did you forget I was a mage?

 

[Asturiel]

Alot of grass...

Alot of grass...

How did you let the monkeys loose?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was fighting against them.

How did you turn into a crustacean?

 

[Code Monkey]

I slowly evolved over millions of years.

How did you devide by zero?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Easy.

How did you forget that we no longer exist because I divided by zero?

 

[Asturiel]

I exist pleanty!...I think? Who are you again?

How did you beat that cat in a cat contest?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By bringing Fluffy, my pet saber tooth tiger.

How did you bring back the dinosaurs?

 

[Code Monkey]

WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE
I call it a "Time Machine".


How did you see through my clever desguise?

 

[Neonbob]

I found some DNA and cloned it!
...and I kinda incubated the child in your liver.
I have full body scanners.

How did you learn to skim yourself across water?