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Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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You can't. Sorry.
I wish you could, because then I might do better in it.

How did you lie to me?
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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I kept up the best pokerface ever.
You believed every word.

How did you figure out that I lied?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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You were really twitching!
Kind of a tell, you know.

How did you find something interesting in NASCAR?
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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I found a twenty car crash that included nine barrel rolls.
What the crashes are interesting. Stop looking at me funny.

How did you play dice with the universe?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I am a superior being, y'know. That kind of thing has its benefits!

How did you get out of committing to anything?
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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I got into Neonbob's stash again.
Hopefully he won't notice broken door and lock.

How did you learn who the killer was?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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You left a damn note on the body!

How did you break your finger while eating cheese?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I punched a hole in space/time.
You should try it sometime.

How did you take a leak in your pocket?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I have a cheese destroying unit in my stomach, so I don't get my digestive system all messed up.

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