How did you do that?

[LeonLethality]

I shoved a cross in it

How did you sink that boat?

 

[axle 19]

I sent up a pizza filled with laxatives and clogged all the bathrooms.
They made an emergency landing.

How did you re-enter the atmosphere?

 

[darth jacen]

In the Apollo 13

How did you get into that dress?

 

[Neonbob]

I just waited for gravity to yank me back down.

How did you survive my punch?

 

[EqualNOpposite]

I ate your hand. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

How did you diagnose the patient's disease?

 

[Neonbob]

I got House to do it for me. The man's a quick worker.

How did you lower the nation's expectations?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By failing at life.

How did you diagnose the moon's disease?

 

[Neonbob]

A gigantic telescope, lots of time, and some patience.

How did you get me shut down?

 

[LeonLethality]

I took you away from the escapist. it was nearly impossible.

How did you invent super coffee?

 

[Neonbob]

I put steroids in the beans, and made them AWESOME.

How did you de-claw yourself?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Very carefully...

How did you eat the interwebz?

 

[Neonbob]

I wrapped it all in bacon and took my time nomming it.

How did you get a bear in your yard?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Salmon.

How did you discover the lost city of gold?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Metal detector done struck me riches! I thought at first I had run over an old lady!

How did you figure out I was insane?

 

[brtshstel]

You bought an Atari Jaguar thinking it was better than a PlayStation.

How did you make my socks white again?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

DAMNIT BROTHER! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DOING THAT IN AND ON SOCKS?!

How are you coping with what I just told you?

 

[axle 19]

Pretty well after I repress this memory, and this one...
Wait what were we talking about?

How did you reeducate the masses?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I gave them all a copy of Brain Age

How did your DS Super Lite idea work out

 

[axle 19]

Pretty good until people figured out it was just cut in half.
The guy who name I used must be freaking out though.

How did you win the trial of the century?