How did you do that?

[therealsomeguy]

Iron stomach

How did the monkey get back from space?

 

[KiruTheMant]

15 Balloons,a string to his tail,and a bullet tied to that string

How did my AVI poop rainbows?

 

[Baby Eater]

by selling its adorable little soul to satan

how did you become the worlds shortest giant?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I jumped on my bed and my head hit the roof

How did you get the roof all the way up there?

 

[Neonbob]

I built the house up. Fifty floors.

How did you make your captors release you?

 

[Ren3004]

I just asked them nicely. They were reasonable. And maybe not very good at their job.


How did you find out why the chicken crossed the road?

 

[Neonbob]

I asked it. Simple, really.

How did you bend a knife with your mind?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, my mind was controlling my hands.



How did you fall for the oldest trick in the book?

 

[Baby Eater]

after I realised there is no knife and was actually bending myself

how did you not see that matrix joke coming?

 

[Ren3004]

After watching Matrix Revolutions, I banged my head so many times that I became amnesic.


How did you survive the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Timotei]

I woke of from my ridiculous dream about a zombie apocalypse.

How did you climb the Empire State building?

 

[Neonbob]

I used very strong suction cups.

How did you alter the rotation of the Earth?

 

[Timotei]

I defied nature.

How did you shit bricks?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By seeing it.

How did you survive watching goatsie?

 

[Ren3004]

I shut down the part of my brain that creates feelings of disgust.


How did you make a new friend?

 

[Neonbob]

I brainwashed them! They love me now!

How did you spend a day?

 

[Timotei]

By [small]masturbating[/small] playing flash games.

What did you do in Soviet Russia?

 

[Ren3004]

In Soviet Russia, stuff did me!


How did you make me laugh?

 

[Timotei]

I showed you Dara O'Briain.

How did you put milk in the bag?

 

[Ren3004]

You don't want to know.


How did you make such a good sandwich?