How did you do that?

[War Penguin]

I got a shitty connection.

How did you end the planet's existence?

 

[War Penguin]

I put the soup in the freezer then just put it in between two pieces of bread.

How did you learn how to fly?

 

[War Penguin]

I shaped it into a popsicle. Yay! Popsicles!

How did you not enjoy my "Soupsicle"?

 

[War Penguin]

By making it a soupsicle.

How did you get a different chef after the soupsicle incident?

 

[oppp7]

I mail ordered one.
Why is your head so tiny?

 

[aPod]

Its not i just have a huge body in comparison.

How'd you get stuck in Antarctica?

 

[Neonbob]

The plane froze...

How did you take me out of my normal area of expertise?

 

[Ren3004]

I dragged you.

How did you go back?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I used the sands of time

How did you become a Templar

 

[Ren3004]

I trained hard.


How did you learn magic?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I was to lazy to become a warrior

How did you become a ninja warrior

 

[Neonbob]

I earned my stripes.
By stabbing another ninja in the face.

How did you get out of work?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I took maternal leave(the boss didn't know I was a guy)

How did you not find that funny

 

[Ren3004]

Because you really are pregnant.

How did you get pregnant?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm a seahorse

How did you not know I'm a seahorse

 

[Ren3004]

Because you look like a bear.

How did you end up looking like a bear?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Its just a suit

How did you not know that