How did you do that?

[War Penguin]

With another rock.

How did you light shit on fire?

 

[Neonbob]

Matches. Heeee.

How did you fling sand in a pattern?

 

[War Penguin]

I was very careful while throwing.

How did you manage to take over a small country?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a nuke. Hehehehe.

How did you stagnate a pond?

 

[Ren3004]

I told it to say still.

How did you make it move?

 

[Neonbob]

I put a motor in it.

How did you electrocute you fingers?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I stuck them in a light socket

How did you get brain damage

 

[Neonbob]

I got hit with a pipe. You fucker.

How did you get a cat to drown?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I ran after it and it jumped into my whirlpool.

How did you raise a zombie army so fast?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Easy, the necromonicon.

How did you discover my true identity

 

[Neonbob]

...you told me.

How did you cover yourself in chocolate in less than a second?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Jumping in a vat of it.

How did you make my blood boil... literally?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked you into a pot of boiling water and kept you there.

How did you get first place?

 

[Metric Monkey]

By getting the others disqualified first. I won by default.

How did you know what to get me for my birthday?

 

[Neonbob]

I read your mind.

how did you enforce a mindless rule?

 

[oppp7]

I'm part of the thought police.
How did you escape my wrath?

 

[Neonbob]

I killed you.
Your wrath was canceled. :-D

How did you crawl uphill?

 

[War Penguin]

By drinking some gaderaid and just going.

How did you infect my gaderaid?

 

[Steindorh]

I snuck into the manufacturing plant and put the virus in every bottle of gatorade to make sure I'd get you.

How did you get to rule the world?

 

[Neonbob]

I nuked anyone who disagreed with my methods.

How did you hide from a thermal scan?