How did you do that?

[TheNumber1Zero]

I had snipers keeping a lookout

How did you survive the Y2K?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I just sat there

How did you know nothing would happen

 

[Neonbob]

I said before. I'm fucking psychic!

How did you wipe your brain?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

With a wetnap

How did you know my brain needed a scrub down?

 

[Neonbob]

I could see the porn flowing out of it.
Nasty stuff, too.

How did you get a soap opera canceled?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I hired good actors-zing-

How did you know I'd make a bad joke

 

[Neonbob]

There was no setup for a good joke, so by process of elimination, all you could make was a pie.

How did you beat someone with a fern?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

By waiting for the right moment

How did you know the answer to my question?

 

[Broken Orange]

I looked at wikipedia

Why did you think it was a great idea to film yourself punching your cat?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Because I couldn't think of a reason it wouldn't be

How did you remove your knee?

 

[Neonbob]

Surgery is a wonderful thing, you know.

How did you deceive a nation of wise men?

 

[Sleekgiant]

They weren't as wise as you thought

How did you put Humpty Dumpty back together again

 

[Neonbob]

Superglue and an OCD friend.

How did you make a tank flip?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I threw a penny under the tracks

How did you know pennies were such a great weapon

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I collected them and threw them at the homeless as a test

How did you move it move it?

 

[Neonbob]

I hopped hopped over to the left.

How did you levitate yourself?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I have a jetpack under my coat

How did you walk through the walls?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm the Juggernaut, *****!

How did you resist the siren's call?

 

[oppp7]

I didn't, I choose to have sex with the sirens.
How did you take pictures of bigfoot?

 

[Neonbob]

I asked him nicely.
Bigfoot is actually very reasonable.

How did you steal a helicopter?