How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I looked around in the furnace. You didn't do that good a job.

How did you make a rolling death ball?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I shot down the death star, modified it, and made it roll for eternity.

How did you get Sephiroth in here?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

By waiting... and watching for 3 months P.S.: i wanted it as much as they did, so i didn't really ruin it.

How did you turn into such a little whiner?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't show up.
So hah.

How did you lose you mind with soda

 

[Fury Is Me.]

By drinking too much root beer, it rots your mind.

How did you nuke those whales?!

 

[Iznat]

I shat in the ocean.

How can meerkats bounce off trees?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

With their feet....

How do i summon the black materia?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

ignore this...

 

[Neonbob]

Give me five pounds of BLOOD.

How did you get a lion in your bed?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm a ninja

How did you survive the shuriken that i just threw into your back?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YOU'RE A GOD!!!!

How do i get away from your omipotence?

 

[Neonbob]

You can't. Hah.

How did you lose your head to a banker?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

He took the gun away from me

How am i still talking? i'm dead.

 

[Neonbob]

I gave you a voicebox and a recorded set of lines.
For fun.

How did you avoid my car?

 

[CounterAttack]

I wore the Gray Cowl when I killed the girl, then took it off as I left the scene.

How did you steal my secret blueprints, which are guarded by an entire room full of laser defenses?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

i'm a ghost.

how am i able to hold anything physical?