How did you found out Santa wasn't real?
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my christmas was never about santa i, i just got presents and i didn't even care about who he was 
P.S. in b4 "what, santa isn't real?! :O"
P.S. in b4 "what, santa isn't real?! :O"
TriggerHappyAngel said:my christmas was never about santa i, i just got presents and i didn't even care about who he was
P.S. in b4 "what, santa isn't real?! :O"
Oh, you're good. You're very good.02y211 said:
OT: Some jerkface at school told me and ruined it.
Hm, it'd be interesting to see which country is more close to the actual language in the bible(before the translations)HentMas said:
I think wise men would win.
Anyway, I found out somewhere around 9. I just gave up living with my fingers tucked in my ears and yelling, "lalalalalalalala, I can't hear you brain, lalalalalala"
I made the math that an overweighed man cannot move from the North Pole all the way to the rest of the world on a sleigh moved by magic reindeers at the speed of light. It?s not logically possible.
Also, I'm Jewish.
Also, I'm Jewish.
This is a hint as to how old I am:
When I was 7 or 8, I was trying my damnedest to stay up until my parents went to bed, so that I could go and "wait" for Santa.
My bedroom door was open and faced the living room where our tree was (we lived in a single-story house at the time). I heard them awake and rummaging around in the living room, so I turned my head to face the wall and eliminate them catching that I was awake (I didn't want to close my eyes for fear of sleeping).
After they had gone to bed, I snuck out to wait and saw all of the gifts under the tree--including this big Papa Smurf doll that I was excited to get (huge fan as a kid). I was a bit confused because I knew that only my parents were awake and in the house, but I went back to bed to wait.
When morning came, and I could read the tags, I discovered that some of them had said "From Santa".
2+2 = No fsking Santa, apparently.
When I was 7 or 8, I was trying my damnedest to stay up until my parents went to bed, so that I could go and "wait" for Santa.
My bedroom door was open and faced the living room where our tree was (we lived in a single-story house at the time). I heard them awake and rummaging around in the living room, so I turned my head to face the wall and eliminate them catching that I was awake (I didn't want to close my eyes for fear of sleeping).
After they had gone to bed, I snuck out to wait and saw all of the gifts under the tree--including this big Papa Smurf doll that I was excited to get (huge fan as a kid). I was a bit confused because I knew that only my parents were awake and in the house, but I went back to bed to wait.
When morning came, and I could read the tags, I discovered that some of them had said "From Santa".
2+2 = No fsking Santa, apparently.
