How did you found out Santa wasn't real?

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Josho18

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I were 3 years old, pulled off my dads fake beard, and started crying. (Or rather i cried even before i pulled it off, guess it was an ugly beard.)
 

ssgt splatter

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I asked my mom at age 9. Also found out about the tooth fairy and the easter bunny the same day, from the same conversation.
 

Sethzard

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I never belived in santa. and it should be "how did you find out santa wasn't real" not "how did you found out santa wasn't real"
 

radarbsm

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A basketball hoop in the back of the truck. And then it was set out the next day in the driveway for Christmas. I was 9 at the time.
 

Fusoiya

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I think I was about 8 or something, and I noticed that the carrot I left in my shoe (Holland has a Santa similiar to Santa claus on the 5th of december btw) was back in the fridge (I marked the carrot btw harharhar) >.<
 

Inmate13

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Thankfully I had an older brother deadset on blowin the lid off the Santa conspiracy from a very young age... thankfully I'm also naive.

As far as I'm concerned I've never stopped believing in Santa Claus; his name has just come to mean something else. Sure there was the year when I crawled to the top of the stairs and saw my parents decorating the tree, but by that point I was quite certain that a mystical red elf didn't slide down our woodstove chimney and magically pull exactly what I had asked my parents for out of his bag.

To me Santa is prosperity: a symbol drawn upon the late 19th century image of the robber baron, yet unlike his Gilded Age character model, he is benevolent with his wealth, instead choosing to bless those that still believe in the good of mankind. And as long as I can feed my family and provide for them in every way that I can, then I have no shame in admitting that I do play that role in keeping the spirit of St. Nicholas alive.
 

HT_Black

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Do I think a morbidly obese man lives at the North pole and slides down all the world's chimneys once a year and commits reverse burglalry? No.
Do I belive in Santa Clause? Hell yeah.
 

Daniel Cygnus

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SeanTheSheep said:
Sanat is real!
You just don't believe!
Yeah, I still believe in Sanat. He's a pretty cool guy. :D

As for me, my parents never did it. They didn't want to lie to me.
 

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BlueTomfoolery said:
I made the math that an overweighed man cannot move from the North Pole all the way to the rest of the world on a sleigh moved by magic reindeers at the speed of light. It?s not logically possible.

Also, I'm Jewish.
same here. And my dad growing up was a big time Christmas hater.
 

The_ModeRazor

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Always knew it was just some dude (usually one I knew) dressed up as Santa, and never really understood why they bothered with it. I got my chocolate anyway, why all the fuss?
 

CopperBoom

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My mum is Catholic, so we did not have false idols at Christmas... only Catholic false idols.
 

masher

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eh...nothing special. Friend told me, didn't believe it at first, but eventually I just gave in. However, I tried to convince my grandparents I still believed out of fear that if they knew I didn't believe, "Santa" would stop bringing me presents.

It turned into one of my "dammit, I know it isn't real, but I wish it was" things...much like magic in general =_="...and incidentally Pokemon at one point.

"Common sense" and "reality" is a dull, boring *****...
 

Benj17

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Santa does exist - under the names mr argos topman-newlook o'burton mcgamestation

but yeah i realised when we moved out of a house with a chimney

the magic key story just didnt float with me
 

geldonyetich

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My parents felt guilty about lying to me about Santa and so took the initiative to flat out tell me the truth.

Honestly, this whole Santa thing is more of a trap for the adults looking to please their kids than it is the kids themselves.

Lets have another thread about when we found out when God wasn't real...
... no, on second thought, lets definitely not do that.
 

jubosu

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HentMas said:
but we do believe in the 3 mage kings (how do you call them in english??) Melchor Gaspar and Baltazar
for some reason this leads me to think of the Tunak Tunak guys

Anyway i was like 8