I used to change my avatar quite frequently. Seasonal, for the holidays, what have you. I could never settle on just one. Till a fateful stormy night. I imbibed my usual sleeping pills and vodka mix and started settling in for a relaxing night. As I laid there on the very edge of consciousness a bright light surrounded me and I was floating towards the heavens. The events are hazy from then on, but I do vividly remember one point among the scattered sounds and images. I had a glorious conversation with a mud crab who told me all about my future, and the secret to life. When I fully awoke I was home again, and I immediately acquired this avatar. The avatar I will never change, for if I do the space mudcrab in the tophat will be back for me.