How Do Porcupines Have Sex?

[CTU_Agent24]

That sir is a very good question

 

[Souplex]

Carefully. Missionary maybe?

 

[Double A]

.......Very carefully.

A classic elementary joke.

One pricks the other.

 

[Distorted Stu]

They do it liek they do on the Discovery channel

 

[Disaster Button]

By picturing one of their sexy porcupine neighbours from down the street, their spikes are always so.. spikey.

 

[Latinidiot]

well, there once was a porcupine that hot a tree. and thus Steven wilson was born

 

[hotacidbath]

Well, first they put on some Barry White...

In reality though they just lay their quills down. They only really perk the quills up when they're feeling threatened so the quills are usually pretty relaxed anyway. Pretty simple really. The actual pre-mating ritual is where it gets really weird.

 

[Tamashikiri]

I think they do it with magic kittens.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Who cares if they make something as cute as this...

AWWWWWWW

Proof that God has a sense of humor.

 

[USSR]

.......Very carefully.

I was thinking the exact same sentence when I read the title.

 

[HentMas]

uuuhh....

painfully????

i dunno, never thought about it

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Who cares if they make something as cute as this...

Gahh!... I feel bad for the mommy porcupine.

 

[wizzerd229]

face to face, it is so weird how i konw this off the top of my head

 

[Spudgun Man]

That sir is a very good question indeed.

 

[Jamienra]

They do it liek they do on the Discovery channel

Ninja'd

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Who cares if they make something as cute as this...

That's cute?

Alrighty then.

As for how porcupines procreate, I would guess that magic is involved, or the male gets hyped up on PCP.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

On top of MOUNT OLYMPUS!