How do we kill superman?

[The Youth Counselor]

Magic is also another weakness along with kryptonite and red sun light.

But magic is for pussies.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Read it yourself.

And that sums up my own opinion about this thread.

Everyone knows by now (Even if you don't like Superman) that the only two things that can kill him are Kryptonite and Chuck Norris.

 

[Music Mole]

Well, seeing as how that Kryptonite Stuff, is more common than dirt on earth the logical answer would be fly spray.

 

[thenoblitt]

Force feed him Kryptonite

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I know you're probably sick of hearing it, but Kryptonite.

 

[Mr. Gency]

DAMNIT! I have no idea! It's not like kryptonite is gonna do anything

 

[GreyWolf257]

Ooh, I want to join the train of "Kryptonite" responses! Here I go *inhales*...

Kryptonite

Hehe! That was fun!

 

[Mr. Gency]

Read it yourself.

And that sums up my own opinion about this thread.

Everyone knows by now (Even if you don't like Superman) that the only two things that can kill him are Kryptonite and Chuck Norris.

actually if you read the comics you would know thats a myth.

Witch ones the myth?
kryptonite?
Chuck Norris?


If Chuck Norris can't do it. Then call Mr. T.
If the two of them can't do it together, all hope is lost.
Unless we have kryptonite.

 

[Space Spoons]

Kryptonite shiv to the kidneys a la Superman Returns, because killing him by simply standing near him with a green rock is so damn anticlimactic.

 

[Vraeyda]

Dr. Manhattan steps in and takes care of it. next question. how do we kill the good doctor?

XDXDXD

or for something 'completely different' call Batman. He's always got a Plan. And Zatana. Yep. Call in the chick with the tux bathing suit, and her leet magic skills.

Either that, or get Wonder Woman ticked at Supes, and hand her the Magic Sword Hephaestus crafted for her! A healthy dose of "Have at thee, fiend!" aaaaaaaand Lois Lane can finally return to writing for the People section.

 

[Shadowsole]

Its simple. Kill the Batman.

I love You

 

[Mcupobob]

A Kryponite bullet.

 

[MR T3D]

A Kryponite bullet.

or 20
no kill like overkill.

 

[siffty]

He's already dead. Who do we kill next?

the hulk?

 

[Weaver]

Luckily in the superman universe you can practically buy kryptonite at the god damn corner store.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Prove to him that he is a fictional entity and cannot logically exist.

This might work for Deadpool but for Superman, you'll need to keep him still in a heavy traffic area.

Get him someplace open as well. If someone like Lex Luthor kidnapped Louis Lane and tied her to a flag-pole, rigging a powerful explosive to her to keep him from moving her, then the set-up is complete. If you can get him to stand still for 1-7 seconds, you can have Dead-Shot stationed on any rooftop within a 2-3 mile radius. If he is armed with a high enough caliber rifle say, something able to normally pierce armor plating. There should only be need for one single round. The entire bullet should be made of Kryptonite as opposed to just the tip or, having a shard of Kryptonite embedded into the tip of a .50 caliber round or so. The entire bullet should be made of Kryptonite. Explosive would be good too. The round should be hollow-tipped for the maximum chance of penetration. Dead Shot has the best chance of making a head shot and, with that type of bullet, it should be able to cripple Superman at the least. If he isn't killed instantly then, I'm sure Luthor will be nearby with some other Kryptonite-based weapon to use against The Man of Steel

 

[Spiner909]

Bring in Shepard and Ramirez. They can take him.

 

[SirDeadly]

kryptonite will weaken him. You must then use something to finish him off!

 

[The Heik]

Kryptonite, Next question?

How do you remove the sight of seeing a grown man in tights?

stab out your eyes with kryptonite

OT: kryptonite