How do you answer the phone?

[sky14kemea]

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

Commander Data, I choose you!

fine, i'll just ask Black Mesa for help

I counter with the SPARTAN II program.

this is madness....

i'm outta here maaaaan *takes cake and leaves*

Dont leave you just need

Spoiler: inspiration

Now get back out there and knock there cotton socks off.

chan chaka chaaaaan! *power is restored*

thank you very much ^-^

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

Commander Data, I choose you!

fine, i'll just ask Black Mesa for help

I counter with the SPARTAN II program.

this is madness....

i'm outta here maaaaan *takes cake and leaves*

<uses Portal Gun to instantly arrive in front of Sky, takes cake and runs back through the portal, closing it off>

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

 

[Finbark]

"Yellow." That's it. OH WAIT! If someone has called me multiple times I'll say, "What do you want?" OR OR OR! If I just woke up It'll be, "Egghh?"

 

[gremily]

Normal answer: "Hello"

Other times: "What's up fuck?"

 

[Agent Larkin]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

 

[sky14kemea]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

oww

ok boss... i'll be good

 

[Agent Larkin]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

 

[USSR]

"..yes?"

 

[sky14kemea]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

 

[XxNoMercyxX]

If one of my friends calls, I answer in an Australian accent...and sometimes they think they have the wrong number. But usually I just say "Hello."

 

[Agent Larkin]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

 

[sky14kemea]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

wait there' one more for our army!

Spoiler

now we will triumph!

 

[Quantana]

I say "Joe's taxidermy, you snuff em, we stuff em."

or

"Joe's crematorium, you kill em, we grill em."

You my friend, deserve a medal

at least

 

[Agent Larkin]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

You know, I didn't expect to Go Gonzo by getting the crap kicked out of me by The Doctor, Captain Jack and Mr Blobby. But in terms of unique epic awesome I guess I can't complain. Just be gentle.

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

wait there' one more for our army!

Spoiler

now we will triumph!

Well no one ever gets what they want.

Now might I gress. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sky14kemea]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

You know, I didn't expect to Go Gonzo by getting the crap kicked out of me by The Doctor, Captain Jack and Mr Blobby. But in terms of unique epic awesome I guess I can't complain. Just be gentle.

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

wait there' one more for our army!

Spoiler

now we will triumph!

Well no one ever gets what they want.

Now might I gress. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THE CAAAAAAKE!

 

[BKtheKITTY]

"SKJDNTHFM BCX V,ZMFDHXTFJMCG"
My phone is busted, and I'm nocturnal. People call me when I'm asleep, wake me up with the goddamn Pokemon Crystal Start Screen Tune, I have to flip my phone open and hit loudspeaker. By this point I am usually hysterical beyond the point of conversation, and have to calm down and call people back.