How do you: Ask people out?

[SimuLord]

Some of you people just flat-out depress me. Grow a fucking pair, would you?

How to ask girl out:
1) Approach girl.
2) Suggest plausible scenario whereby you may enjoy each other's company---things like "hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee" or "Let's get together Saturday, take a walk in the park, shoot some pool, head back to my place and watch the game with my roommate and his girlfriend..."
3) If she accepts, go on date, wow her with your charm, live happily ever after and make army of babies.
4) If she doesn't accept, move on to next girl, don't turn into a creepy stalker type.
5) If all else fails, there's always Craigslist and Internet dating sites.

Bonus for the ladies: How to ask SimuLord out:
1) Approach me.
2) Smile and look cute.
3) Give me reason to believe you'll have something to contribute to any conversations we may have.
4) Say something nice about my writing and mean it.
5) Ask me out. I'll probably have damn near fallen in love if you've followed the previous steps.

 

[JustShyofGenius]

So far my method has been to let them get me (us) drunk and wake up in bed with them the next morning. I wish I knew how I actually made this work so I could work on making it more consistent, but I'm not complaining about my results.

 

[Stickwell]

Get belligerently drunk and repeatedly tell them that you've love them.
WORKS EVERYTIME!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I don't. I haven't the slightest idea idea how to do that, nor the confidence to try if I did.

 

[Athinira]

The thing is: You don't.

If it's you who has to ask, then chances are that the girl isn't into you, and if she isn't into you, then she won't suddenly become into you, even if you go on a million dates, so all you will be succeeding in doing is wasting your money.

.oO(Of course if you are talking about a date with a female friend just for the fun, then you won't be wasting your money, but hopefully you shouldn't feel shy to ask a FRIEND out)

The best thing to do is not to "ask" her out on a date, but to TELL her that you two will be going on a date. "Wanna go see a movie on saturday?" isn't even remotely as effective as "We'll go see a movie on saturday night!" If she is busy that saturday night (or she hates you), she'll let you know about it. If she isn't busy: Profit!

 

[Paksenarrion]

First, I tranq the beast, then I reel 'em in. Oi! This one's a foighta! Looks loik I'll hafta wrassle 'im! C'mere you...

 

[Bernzz]

How I do it? I find out through their friends if they like me back, first. Then, I go for it. usually really awkwardly. I ain't good at it. Lucky my current girlfriend has been with me for a year now, so I haven't had to do it in a fair while.

 

[EmzOLV]

Spoiler: I've always gone with this method. It's worked about as well as you'd expect

I am now seriously considering this for my next victimprospective future partner
But yeah, I'll also go with "hey, do you fancy doing *insert fun activity in here* sometime?

 

[Keepitclean]

Some of you people just flat-out depress me. Grow a fucking pair, would you?

The most common and most important point ever made in everysingle one of these threads. You shouldn't have to get your mum do it for you. Srsly guise, it's not hard, it's not complicated.

Spoiler: I've always gone with this method. It's worked about as well as you'd expect

I used to think like this when I was 14 or something. I got bored and cut the shit, things have been looking up since then.

 

[thylasos]

"D'you fancy going for a drink after this?"

 

[MrTim]

I usually start with a mild conversation and work towards the inevitable, "Wanna go out sometime?" 9/10 times it works, especially if you have them at gunpoint! What? It wasn't loaded! Sheesh, some people are sensitive.

Joking aside, be confident and accept whatever answer you get in stride. If its yes, then great - look forward to you date. If its a no, absoultely do NOT show that it uspets you. If you just take it easy, then there may possibly be a future date, who knows. Confidence is key.

 

[newwiseman]

The title says it all. Do you charge in there with your cholorform rag or do you sit back and observe until its the right time. I can't give an answer because the only relationship I've been in started with her asking me out...

So...ya. How do you ask someone to a date?

On a date? Or to start a relationship?

Here, I will right a simple program for you. Execute this and you will get many women.
}
If(on a date){
human.speech("Do you want to " + + " on " + + "?");
}

else if(starting relationship){
human.speech("Do you want to go out with me?");
}
}

That's my problem with compiling my dating interface, I forgot the semi-colons!