How Do You Assassinate?

[Berserker119]

Axe to the face. Like a man.

 

[Malyc]

Either a long-range rifle shot from cover or remote-detonated explosive. I don't like to get my hands dirty.

Same here, except the rifle must be silenced, although I usually don't go for explosives. Don't want to get my hands dirty with his guards, either. Them hearing the sound of my rifle just means that I may have to deal with them that much sooner.
Explosives are just too messy. I'd like my target to be able to have a decent burial, and if he's far enough away, I'll even give him an open casket funeral.

 

[twistedheat15]

Shotgun >>> Face, t'is nothing sweeter~

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Silenced sniper rifle from the cliffs in the distance.

 

[Malyc]

Sniper 4 life.

There is no other option.

Some say the best way to kill is to make sure no one even knew you were there, I say, the best way is to never be there in the first place.

I... May just have to make this into my own personal motto. I say, chap, that you and I would make a fine team in the field of assassination.

 

[Malyc]

I touch them, thus sending me into a transition. When it fades back, my target is standing on the other side of a small field from me. Both of us are crouched, prepared for battle. I choose the 'battle' and 'attack' options, and I jog across the field, punch him in the chest, before jumping back. Then, he does the same thing to me. This process continues for a few minutes until I use a mana potion to restore my Magic, and use this to cast 'Fira', dealing massive damage to my target. However, he has a Potion, which he drinks to restore himself to full health. I repeat 'Fira', only for him to drink the Potion again.

...You been playing too much FFXIII again?

OT: In a hooded top and baggy jeans I wait on a bence, eyes searching for my prey. Seeing them walk bye is a hidden signal, a cry in a secret tongue. It tells me they are the next corpse on the pile. So I get up, head bowed and trainers making not a sound on the rain-soaked ground.

As he turns a corner, I feel the blade slide from my sleeve to my hand, eyeing the back of their head, heart quickened and mouth dried. I see every little detail; the shifting ripple of their hair, the whisper of their breath in the wind, the soft tred of their feet on the ground. I quicken my steps, blade keen in the night air. As we approach a side alley, I grab them, hand clamped around their mouth, and with a muffled cry I drag them down the alley, before slitting their throat. Leaving them on the ground, trembling and bleeding their lurid last, I take a deep breath, and leave. One more corpse for the pile, and one fleeting thrill.

...

Wow.

I'm... Worried about you.

 

[psivamp]

-snip-

I'm... Worried about you.

Just don't walk past his bench. It's his bench and he doesn't like when people walk past it...

 

[DkLnBr]

The most over the top way possible. LMGs, explosions, helicopters with miniguns, more explosions, bigger guns, maybe even some artillery.

 

[SamuelT]

I bite him. ...Hard.

..What? Biting can be very effective...

Well yeah, against Ghost-types, but apart from that...

 

[PureChaos]

i like to strike when they least accept it, preferable when i'm close by, they are looking right at me but have no idea i'm there.

 

[Baby Eater]

My favourite way to assassinate someone is unfortunatly unavailable in most games so I will use Red faction Guerilla as an example as it is geared towards this method.

Say there's a group of EDF inside a building and I'd perfer they stop breathing. What do I do? Going through the front door would be suicide and ramming a car through has a risk of blowing me up. So instead I put on satchel charge on the ceiling and get behind the wall they're closest to. Boom! Ceiling collapses killing the majority and I make the wall crash down on the rest using my sledge hammer.

If I have to be stealthy however, I'd simply sneak up and crack their neck.

 

[SturmDolch]

Stealth into the room, sneaking past guards and security devices. Then drop down in front of them and blast them in the face with a shotgun and fight my way out.

 

[Malyc]

-snip-

I'm... Worried about you.

Just don't walk past his bench. It's his bench and he doesn't like when people walk past it...

DUDE!!! Don't do that when im trying to take a drink... Made me laugh so hard I almost sprayed mountain dew on my laptop.

 

[Sixcess]

I like to pick 'em off from a distance. I'll take the rifle.