How do you chose to kill

[lonercs]

Duel black katanas. Cut of head in one slack from both katanas at the same time.

 

[DannyBoy451]

I'd tell the monster victim to wait at the bottom of the empire state building, travel to the top myself, and then unleash a jar of bloodthirsty homing pennies directly above its head.

For some reason I read that as:

and then unleash a jar of bloodthirsty homing penises directly above its head.

 

[Jharry5]

Where are the grammar nazis when you need them?

Here, (just changed your punctuation slightly).

On topic, with a sniper rifle. Then I vanish after using a smoke bomb, so no one knows...

 

[Dogstile]

I, THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY DOGSTILE! SHALL HUMP THEE INTO SUBMISSION!

and as you said monster and didn't specify, you can interpret that how you please

 

[The_Angry_Haruhist]

To borrow a concept from Fallout, I'd sneak up and drop a live hand grenade in their pocket and watch the gory mess unfold.

 

[Trivun]

What is the most epic kill you on any monster that you can think of.

I think for me it would be chopping up a troll then putting each piece into a container of Tupperware so it can't regenerate.

wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait

trolls regenerate? ive never heard that before

Hur hur, n00b.

In Dungeons and Dragons trolls have regeneration abilities, you can only kill them with fire or acid.

just because ive never played dungeons and dragons doesnt make me a n00b it makes me a newb
its not my fault i couldnt find it anywhere

I was only taking the piss about noobishnes, I'm not 12.
You're bound to know someone who plays D&D, surely?

What is the most epic kill you on any monster that you can think of.

I think for me it would be chopping up a troll then putting each piece into a container of Tupperware so it can't regenerate.

wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait

trolls regenerate? ive never heard that before

Hur hur, n00b.

In Dungeons and Dragons trolls have regeneration abilities, you can only kill them with fire or acid.

No need to call her a n00b, there was no call for that. However, thanks for the info since I didn't know that either (only tabletop game I've ever been into is Warhammer 40k, and even then only a passing interest...).

See above.

Actually, I do know some people who play Dungeons and Dragons. Not your usual sterotype nerds either, but some of the coolest people you'll ever meet, aside from D&D. Despite that, I don't talk to them about D&D, so I don't know anything like regenrating trolls and so on. Just as I know someone into football, but don't know much about it myself. Likewise, they don't know a lot about rugby union, while I do to some extent. There is no need to assume everyone knows what you're talking about, Danny. Not everybody will.

 

[CriticallyAcclaimed]

Poison.
Not because poison is epic, but because, if the monster were to ask 'Aren't you going to kill me?', I can respond, 'I already did'.
BAM.

 

[DannyBoy451]

Actually, I do know some people who play Dungeons and Dragons. Not your usual sterotype nerds either, but some of the coolest people you'll ever meet, aside from D&D. Despite that, I don't talk to them about D&D, so I don't know anything like regenrating trolls and so on. Just as I know someone into football, but don't know much about it myself. Likewise, they don't know a lot about rugby union, while I do to some extent. There is no need to assume everyone knows what you're talking about, Danny. Not everybody will.

The second part of the statement wasn't directed at you, but fair enough.

Also: I wasn't assuming she knew what I was talking about, what gives you that impression?

 

[whitecollarninja]

shoving a flaming spike down throat then using said spike to throw in front of moving bullet train...

either that or spewing flaming tar at them. Bam.

 

[heartshooter]

i love the idea of a gears of war kerb stomp

 

[Glerken]

Where are the grammar nazis when you need them...

There should be a question mark at the end of your post.
And Nazi should be capitalized. Also, since you are using grammar as a form of Nazi's, I think grammar should be capitalized.

 

[Ushario]

Just because its difficult, and creepy, the whole stalking the prey thing while letting them know you are coming to kill them.

With a knife.

Edit: I laughed.

There should be a question mark at the end of your post.

2nd Edit: Godwin's Law.

 

[Trivun]

Actually, I do know some people who play Dungeons and Dragons. Not your usual sterotype nerds either, but some of the coolest people you'll ever meet, aside from D&D. Despite that, I don't talk to them about D&D, so I don't know anything like regenrating trolls and so on. Just as I know someone into football, but don't know much about it myself. Likewise, they don't know a lot about rugby union, while I do to some extent. There is no need to assume everyone knows what you're talking about, Danny. Not everybody will.

The second part of the statement wasn't directed at you, but fair enough.

Also: I wasn't assuming she knew what I was talking about, what gives you that impression?

That impression was based on the original comment you made. Anyway, this is getting confusing, so let's just put it all behind us and move on, no hard feelings. Agreed?

 

[ConnorCool]

The old school plumber way, jump on their head, easy.

 

[Grand_Marquis]

How do I choose to kill?
In a manner that leaves as little evidence as possible.


I'm very pragmatic about murder.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I follow a man around, learn his routine. I learn about him, I memorize his day to day activities. I wait until I know he is vulnerable. I follow him home one night when he is all alone. As he sits watching television mindlessly, I slowly and quietly approach him from behind. I grab my knife and thrust it into the back of his head, puncturing his brain. I dispose of the body in the ocean, out where the bottom is thousands of feet deep. If I were to kill someone, this is how I would do it.

 

[bananamin]

I'd tell the monster victim to wait at the bottom of the empire state building, travel to the top myself, and then unleash a jar of bloodthirsty homing pennies directly above its head.

For some reason I read that as:

and then unleash a jar of bloodthirsty homing penises directly above its head.

I was not alone in seeing that

Poison.
Not because poison is epic, but because, if the monster were to ask 'Aren't you going to kill me?', I can respond, 'I already did'.
BAM.

I'd use use something similar, but more tortuous, Hydrofluoric acid.
If used at a certain concentration it will be absorbed by the skin without effect, but after an hour or two it will reach bone and break down the skeleton. Nasty stuff, but sounds good for traps.
Chemists fear it since you could get a drop on you and not notice it until three hours later in an emergency room in extreme pain.

 

[sky14kemea]

What is the most epic kill you on any monster that you can think of.

I think for me it would be chopping up a troll then putting each piece into a container of Tupperware so it can't regenerate.

wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait

trolls regenerate? ive never heard that before

Hur hur, n00b.

In Dungeons and Dragons trolls have regeneration abilities, you can only kill them with fire or acid.

just because ive never played dungeons and dragons doesnt make me a n00b it makes me a newb
its not my fault i couldnt find it anywhere

I was only taking the piss about noobishnes, I'm not 12.
You're bound to know someone who plays D&D, surely?

i didnt think you were that serious, thats why i put smiley faces =D

and sadly no, i dont know anyone who plays D&D the closest ive ever gotten is Warhammer >_<

 

[Zephirius]

Where are the grammar nazis when you need them...

You rang?

 

[DannyBoy451]

i didnt think you were that serious, thats why i put smiley faces =D

and sadly no, i dont know anyone who plays D&D the closest ive ever gotten is Warhammer >_<

Getting across subtle undertones is difficult over the internet, isn't it?

Anyway, you should look into starting a group and getting your friend's interested, it's a really fantastic game when you get into it.