How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?

[RJ 17]

Everyone has attempted to answer the question...and I was only reading the answers to find out WHERE THE HELL IS THIS MINI-MINOTAUR THAT'S GIVING YOU SO MUCH TROUBLE?!

Judging by all the things Fidchell claims to have tried, I'm guessing this is a joke topic designed to garner random responses to solve a non-existant problem.

OT: The only way to defeat a mini-minotaur is to make him part of a mini-epic in which he dwells in the mini-labyrinth mentioned in the first response. This will give him a mini-purpose to fulfill by guarding a mini-treasure room where in lies the next requirement for this mini-quest. Given that you can only make some mini-progress by defeating the mini-minotaur and taking a mini-key from his mini-treasure, there must now officially be a way to defeat him. Now all you have to do is check the mini-wiki for some advice from someone that's already defeated him.

Problem solved.

 

[Fidchell Attano]

Many many minotaur-taurs hate Tar Tar Sauce.
They're deathly allergic to Tar Tar Sauce!

I killed him with Tar Tar! Our problems are solved people!

 

[krazykidd]

If FF-VIII taught me anything it would be minotaurs are weak to Float

You're remembering that wrong. Minotaurs can't hit you if you casr float on yourself. This works double for a mini-minotaur .

OT : minotaurs dislike ice and water . So cast float and freeze/drown it.

 

[Mr Fixit]

If FF-VIII taught me anything it would be minotaurs are weak to Float

You're remembering that wrong. Minotaurs can't hit you if you casr float on yourself. This works double for a mini-minotaur .

OT : minotaurs dislike ice and water . So cast float and freeze/drown it.

Yeah, but you cast float on them to keep them from healing themselves.

OT: The answer to everything is hit it with a really big rock.