How do -you- eat Oreos?

[Eri]

Some people like them with milk, Some only like the icing, Some only like the cookie, some like to pull them apart, some (myself included) think it is a crime to do such a thing and as such, eat them whole. I'm also of the opinion that double stufed (one f) is also the only way to go. What about you?

 

[Levitas1234]

I don't

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I switch between just plain milk dunking the whole cookie, or twist them apart and lick the frosting

 

[madcap2112]

Take two double stufs, take the icing-covered sides from each one and put them together to create the quadruple stuf oreo.

 

[JaredXE]

By threes....in my mouth.

 

[sogortheogre]

I like to start out with a twenty-stuff.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtS0z9Wgno)

 

[likalaruku]

Oreos in the 90s: I get all the cookie, Shanna gets all the frosting.

Oreos in the 10s: Take 6 Oreos, put them into a small glass, fill with milk, wait 5 minutes, pulverize, eat large frosting bits with spoon, drink the rest down.

 

[AvsJoe]

Depends on the Oreo

Double-stuff: I eat most in one or two bites but sometimes I make a quadruple-stuff Oreo
Normal or any wacky flavour: I eat most in one or two bites but sometimes dip in milk or make double stuff Oreos

 

[TheTaco007]

It's a goddamn cookie. I eat it like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=vyqzmFaUgPw&v=Cqz9ZXUoUcE

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I submerge it into milk until no more air bubbles come up, then I eat it.

 

[Wolf-AUS]

Oreos in the 10s: Take 6 Oreos, put them into a small glass, fill with milk, wait 5 minutes, pulverize, eat large frosting bits with spoon, drink the rest down.

I am so trying this.

I personally like to eat them whole and agree with the OP. I feel like I'm wasting them if I eat different parts separately.

 

[acturisme]

Bite, chew, swallow, repeat.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Bite, chew, swallow, repeat.

Damn you! That's what I was going to say!

 

[Eri]

Bite, chew, swallow, repeat.

I hope you're talking about the cookies..

 

[FalloutJack]

I should hope you eat it with your mouth. Otherwise, I've been living a lie...

 

[RussetRanger]

The majority of the time, just chomp it.

 

[blarg363]

By the bag

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I eat them whole. I could never get them to separate right.

 

[Nex-Falx]

Twist. Lick / peel. Devour the two chocolaty cookies, because they're my favorite part...