How do -you- eat Oreos?

[chozo_hybrid]

I don't

Same, they're very hard to get over here and if you do find them, they're bloody expensive.

 

[Brad Shepard]

milk, dip, eat, chew, repeat

 

[Stabby McRunfast]

Haven't had them in a while but I like to dip them in milk with my index finger and thumb on either side, in the milk, and when I feel the integrity of the cookie go I eat it.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Eat them and just munch them.

wash down with milk.

 

[Dark Knifer]

With milk, split them, whatever I feel like.

 

[Cowabungaa]

By threes....in my mouth.

The more I eat at the same time, the more I enjoy it.

 

[Gardenia]

Step 1: Get high.
Step 2: Aquire Oreos.
Step 3: Remove the icing.
Step 4: Eat the delicious cookie.
Step 5: ??????
Step 6: no profit, as oreos are expensive as hell over here.

 

[likalaruku]

::sigh:: Dammit, you made me want Oreos & I don't even have any.

I'm going to be annoying & make everyone suffer like me.

 

[Queen Michael]

Ninja'd by Akalabeth! But anyway, I take them apart and eat one half at a time.

 

[Small Waves]

I take two of them, twist them off, eat the ends, and mash the other two into some sort of unholy supercookie.

Double stuff? FUCK THAT SHIT. QUADRA STUFF OR BUST.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Not at all. they taste like crap to me.

 

[SilentVirus]

I put a cookie in my mouth, Chew them up, then finally swallow it...Then go to the ER because I, at that moment, is choking on a large bit of the cookie...Repeat the process.

 

[KarumaK]

Quickly.

 

[McBurks]

I devour them whole and then decide I'm craving something that will upset my stomach.

 

[Vrex360]

I just eat them.
Sometimes with milk but usually I just eat them.

 

[Docjrag]

Whole. Its way too much work to dip, or pull them apart.