How do -you- eat Oreos?

[ace_of_something]

With my ears.
How the hell do you think we eat them?

 

[siffty]

i crunch them up and suck them up threw a straw

 

[Arc_Light]

With my mouth....

 

[Eri]

How Do -I- Eat -My- Oreos?
-I- eat oreos the way normal people eat them; -I- eat oreaos without tearing them apart, but not eating them whole.

Next time you wanna poke fun, make sure you didn't add an A to oreos

 

[ShockValue]

I tear them apart making sure to leave the frosting on only one. I eat the one without frosting first then eat the other. Always in that order!

 

[Gamegod652]

I either eat them whole or dip them in milk and wait for them to get soft.

Now I feel like eating some.....

 

[mikecoulter]

One half, then the other.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I take a pack and dunk 'em in a big bowl of milk, then eat them like cereal.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I absorb it through my skin.