The only insect I don't feel bad about killing are wasps, because seriously fuck those guys.
When there's a spider or something in my house I'll always put it outside.
As a kid i didnt care much and killed little things at a whim, even stoned a few birds to death.
Now I just feel some amount of sorrow or shame over deliberatley killing little things, even though I only wacked the spider cuz it scared the crap out of me when I woke up.
Oh honey... I am fucking relieved when I kill something. Either that or I am satisfied. But they both pretty much equal to happiness.
Cockroaches aren't entirely harmful. They can bite if given the chance 'cause my mom was bitten by one when she was younger. Mostly harmless. But they have to die. They are horrible creatures. One time, I was in the kitchen and I heard a sound and I saw one above me on the ceiling. Of course, I fled and found myself shuddering for a while after even when someone killed it because I kept feeling my skin crawl all around my neck even though it never fell and landed on me.
Sorry but I'm rather thankful after I succeed in the killing of things. "Oh thank God, it's dead!" That's usually my main response.
[HEADING=2]FEAR ME AND DESPAIR ANTS, FOR I AM LIKE GOD UNTO YOU! YOU WILL LEAVE THE FORBIDDEN LAND KNOWN AS THE SINK OR MY WRATH WILL BE TERRIBLE AND RELENTLESS![/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]TERRIBLE AND RELENTLESS![/HEADING]
Unless its actively biting me or can cause serious future problems like cockroaches, I do what I can to put them into a proper environment. And rescuing them gives me a chance to oogle at their fascinating chitin formations!
The same boredom that made me squash it in the first place most likely.
That or the wide eyed terror as I repeatedly smash a rolled up newspaper on the slightly above average sized spider that crawled up on my desk. I have a horrible case of arachnophobia
The mealybugs that eat my gardenias are a menace, they're like aphids! And I delight in removing the heads of japanese beetles, they can't eat my wisteria without a face! I also try to feed my pitcher plant with ants, because they're easy to catch.
I try to avoid killing spiders or butterflies etc. because they mean no harm to me BUT if those fking mosquitos dare to come even close to me then BAM MOFO!
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