How do you guys order your Pizza?

[Nuckelavee]

The phone conversation usually goes like this.
"Hello, Capital Piz..."
"I want the manager."
"Ummm, Im sorry?"
"I want the manager."
(Worried voice) "Ok sir."
(Short pause)
"Capital Pizza, Manager speaking."
"It's me James."
"Oh! Good to hear from you. How's life?"
"Fine, I want a pizza."
"What no conversation?"
"I'm hungry."
"(very audible sigh) Fine, I'll organise it. Also I'm stealing your scotch next time I come over."
"Very well."
/phonecall

I then wait 10 minutes, open the door to a terrified delivery guy. I take the pizza, make some passing comment and then drink all of my scotch and eat my pizza.

 

[zehydra]

I find a pizza carriage without an escort.

Me and my band of forest miscreants jump the wagon and make off with the delicious hot royal pizza.

 

[Ladette]

Just about every single time.

From your name are you a girl? because I can imagine the pizza deliverer to be greeted with pantless girls he'll go "It's fine, keep the tips, I'm happy now..."

Most of the time the delivery person is actually creeped out. I think they're worried that i'm trying to set them up for a sexual assault case or something. If it's a guy he'll stare above my head like I have a halo or something.

 

[badgersprite]

I usually call (or have someone else in the household do it since I'm phonephobic), but I've ordered online before when it's just been me home by myself, or if I had friends over and needed to order a whole bunch of stuff.

I also sometimes get it straight at the shop. This is usually when I'm drunk at 3am though...

 

[AvsJoe]

I never make the phone call. I am one of those rare people who, and this is true, are afraid of phones.

Most of the time I order pizza at a pizza place with friends and we walk to our next destination eating the whole time. There is rarely any arguments over toppings: we all like bacon, pepperoni, and ham, and occasionally get ground beef.

 

[BabyRaptor]

I don't like pizza, to be honest. But if I ever had to order pizza, I imagine I would jut call the loverly people.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I order pizza
Explicitly state I dont want garlic on anything
Drive to pick it up (I hate dealing with delivery boys)
Get home
Take a bite
Drive back to the shop because they put Garlic in.

 

[WorldCritic]

The phone conversation usually goes like this.
"Hello, Capital Piz..."
"I want the manager."
"Ummm, Im sorry?"
"I want the manager."
(Worried voice) "Ok sir."
(Short pause)
"Capital Pizza, Manager speaking."
"It's me James."
"Oh! Good to hear from you. How's life?"
"Fine, I want a pizza."
"What no conversation?"
"I'm hungry."
"(very audible sigh) Fine, I'll organise it. Also I'm stealing your scotch next time I come over."
"Very well."
/phonecall

I then wait 10 minutes, open the door to a terrified delivery guy. I take the pizza, make some passing comment and then drink all of my scotch and eat my pizza.

That's kind of awesome.

Anyway, for me I always have to order and answer the door no matter who the hell I'm with at the time wants pizza and I always pay for it. Just because I'm the only one with a job guys, doesn't mean you can make me pay everytime.

 

[SimuLord]

I get my pizza one of two ways:

1) Online, quick, easy, and don't have to leave the comfort of my computer.
2) Get up off my ass and go to the authentic NY-style pizza joint that's about a 10-minute bus ride away but doesn't deliver.

 

[lacktheknack]

Our family orders a meat-lovers and whatever Mom wants. I call, Dad pays. It works.

 

[WanderingFool]

With authority... and pepperoni...

 

[RollingThunder]

Just about every single time.

From your name are you a girl? because I can imagine the pizza deliverer to be greeted with pantless girls he'll go "It's fine, keep the tips, I'm happy now..."

Most of the time the delivery person is actually creeped out. I think they're worried that i'm trying to set them up for a sexual assault case or something. If it's a guy he'll stare above my head like I have a halo or something.

Awww, poor pizza delivery guy, too bad people are sue happy nowadays.

 

[unacomn]

I order it by yelling at the dough until it cooks itself and sprouts the rest of the ingredients.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

It goes something like this:

Spoiler: warning, long

Me and my friends are at my house playing some splitscreen Halo online. It's 7 in the evening.

Me: Dude, I'm fucking hungry.
Brian: Yeah, me too.
James: Yeah...

Gaming continues for another hour.

Me: Ok, seriously guys, I'm fucking starving now.
Brian: K, one more game and we'll go get something to eat.
Me: What?
Brian: IDK, I picked last time, it's your turn.
Me: No, James is only done here for the weekend, he hasn't been here in a month, he should pick.
Brian: James what do you want?
James: I don't know, what do they have around here?
Me and Brian: Dude, you've lived here for 10 years, you KNOW what they have around here.
James: Whatever, lets just go to In'N Out Burger.
Brian: Fine, but you drive.
Me: Fuck that, I don't wanna drive.
James: Fine then lets just order a pizza.
Me: K, I think I have some coupons around here somewhere.
Brian: Pizza Hut or Dominos.
Me: Dominos is disgusting and Pizza Hut doesn't deliver up here. Besides, I only have Round Table coupons. Anyway, here are the coupons, call 'em, I'm going to the bathroom.
Brian: Dude, you call 'em, it's your house, besides, you're the one who eats at round table, you know what they have.
Me: James, you call 'em, get a large BBQ chicken pizza with extra cheese.

Come back from bathroom.

Me: You call 'em?
James: Yeah. By the way, was I supposed to tell them that I had a coupon over the phone, or do I give it to the guy when he gets here?
Me: Over the phone.
James: Well I didn't.
Me: Dude, what the fuck?! You've done that the last 3 times!
James: Well I forget, I never order pizza.
Me: Whatever, I'm not the one paying.
Brian: Then who's paying?
Me: You guys. It's a tax for staying at my place and using my xbox. Besides, I don't have any cash on me.
Brian: I don't think I have any cash either.
James: Yeah, me either.
Me: Fucking liars.
James: Fine, I can cover tip.
Me: Fine, I'll go find my wallet.

Pizza arrives.

Me: Dude, get the door.
James: You have the money man.
Me: Yeah, but I'm on a 7 kill streak, I can't go AFK now!

Pizza guy rings doorbell insistently.

Brian: Dude, get the door.
Me: Fine, guard my dude though.

Go to open door

Me: Hey, sup?
Pizza guy: Hey.
Me: How much?
Pizza guy: $19.
Me: I have a coupon.
Pizza guy: Yeah, I think you're supposed to say that over the phone.
Me (yelling over shoulder): FUCKING JAMES, I TOLD YOU SO!
Brian: Dude, you just died.
Me: FUCKING HELL.

Grab the pizza, hand over the money and slam door shut

Brian: How much did you pay him?
Me: I don't know.
Brian: Well, how much do I owe you?
Me: $10
Brian: What? Wait, we're splitting this 3 ways right?
Me: Yeah.
Brian: So that pizza cost $30.
Me: Yeah, more or less.
_>
Brian: Fine, whatever, next movie's on me.
Me: ^_^
Brian: Dude, you just died again.
Me: FUCK!

Keep playing Halo and forget about the pizza for the next 3 matches until I remember how hungry I am again.

Me: Dude, when the hell is the pizza getting here? That guy's so not getting a fucking tip.
James and Brian: -_-
Me: What?

James and Brian lead me into the kitchen. Pizza is consumed.

-end scene-

 

[Drakmorg]

I'm never actually there during the pizza ordering process. My friends just show up with a pizza and I end up eating most of it.

And on the times where I get pizza myself I always go to the place and pick it up myself. I'm not so lazy that I'm gonna pay extra money to tip a guy to bring the food to my house. Or maybe I do that because I'm too cheap to pay out a tip. Or maybe I do it because I don't trust the delivery person to not mess with my food. Whatever, point is I own a car and can get it myself.

 

[ENKC]

I call sometimes, but mostly I prefer to just order over the counter.

 

[game-lover]

Phone...

We're thinking about switching to online ordering though. I think it'd be most awesome.

 

[Rune342]

When I get a pizza for myself, I usually get a "huge" pizza from a local place. If I'm hanging out with other people we usually order multiple medium Dominos pizzas.

 

[gostchiken]

I summon my pizza from the æther