How do you impress people?

[Nimbus]

Everyone around me is so bad with computers that I look amazing in comparison.

 

[Florion]

I have pretty hair. I sing well. I'm nice to people. I'm pretty in a non-conventional way but not attractive enough to steal boyfriends. Other girls like me for these qualities.

People in general like that I can be deadpan neutral in stating the facts. I don't freak out when something really bad or really good happens to someone, so people who complain to me feel like they're getting a reality check while people who are overly excited about something while talking to me also feel like they're getting a reality check. Fortunately, they think this is funny.

 

[DigitalSushi]

By giving them an awesome high five. If that doesn't work then I just play the piano.

Perhaps if you did both... Oooh.. O.O

When people see my room, they're like 'Oooh' cos I have my art all over the walls.

ohhhhh is that two pennies stuck together with blu tack?.... ohh ... ohhhOHH

Sorry, i'm not making fun, as you remember, I was hugely impressed with the "two pennies stuck together with blu tack"... to the point I spent all day hunting pennies and blu tack at work!

edit: HA!, I re read my comment and thought I'd written "penises" instead of "pennies".

 

[El Poncho]

I'm very nice and smart and give decent advice I guess. Make some people I talk to want to talk to me again.

Although if I have to impress people, they usually say i'm good at sport, because I don't look like someone who's good or even plays sport.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Not much. My general handsomeness works sometimes. Aso: my foreign languages. But mostly I don't impress people.

 

[wyrdsister]

My family. I'm a triplet, and people are apparently fascinated by it. Every time I tell someone, it's an automatic double-take, and then comes the deluge of questions. They even come back later to ask some more, and it's normally how I'm brought up in conversation or recognised. Some people don't even know my name, but they know about my connection with my siblings. Are triplets really so rare?

Still, it gets people talking.

 

[esperandote]

when im around intelectual people i use my physical condition and when im around sportish people i use my knowledge . sometimes my english too

 

[Kajt]

I make them laugh. I've been told that I'm good at it.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I lick my elbow. Yes, it is possible.

 

[Logic 0]

By using my power to destroy logic in the area.

 

[Aunel]

I don't worry about things like this. If I act naturally, people either decide that they like me or they don't, and there isn't much I seem to be able to do about it either way. But if I TRY to impress people then everyone hates me so I don't bother with that anymore.

yeah I have the same problem/gift

if I just act normally girls like me, but I don't like them...
if I like a girl, it just doesn't work anymore

I hate that....

OT: I know a lot about a lot of subjects, and people like to talk to me because of that.

 

[wewontdie11]

ohhhhh is that two pennies stuck together with blu tack?.... ohh ... ohhhOHH

Sorry, i'm not making fun, as you remember, I was hugely impressed with the "two pennies stuck together with blu tack"... to the point I spent all day hunting pennies and blu tack at work!

edit: HA!, I re read my comment and thought I'd written "penises" instead of "pennies".

God damn it why did I do that too? Curse my dirty mind.

 

[War Penguin]

Well, maybe not get in line but I try to impress people with being nice and being funny. I'm good at being nice but the humor needs some work.

 

[Versago]

A compliment followed my a joke normally goes well for me.

"Hey, i like your hair, mines too curly to manage like that"
"Oh, you like that do you?"
"ooh i've heard that before"

A combination that wears down the misanthropy of most people.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I wasted my teenage years trying to impress people. Never again.

I'll be glad to get to know someone, but I aint gonna be a preforming monkey anymore.

Maybe me lack of interest will impress them?

 

[LockHeart]

I have an extraordinary wealth of useless but entertaining facts that seem to impress people, for all the good they'll actually be. Honestly, I'd like to think that just being a nice, well-balanced person is enough. Or a debate.

 

[Adam]

I whack out my c**k and drive a very sharp nail into with with a hammer, people are usually clapping by that point but then they just leave me with my knob nailed into the wall...Gits.

 

[aruseusx]

Guitar usually does it, but I can kick really high which some people like.

I can kick high too. Just like Yngwie Malmsteen.