How do you judge a person's beauty?

[peterwolfe]

I was just responding to "what would your last meal be" with a joking reference to a bronze-skinned, busty woman with a large bottom, when I realized how peculiar it was that I would choose that model as a reference for beauty. Therefore I put the question to you: By what physical attributes do you judge people beautiful, or more specifically, please describe a human you would find the most attractive.

 

[Ciarang]

I prefer cuteness over hotness anyday

I hate oversized breasts ( ugh they're not THAT attractive )

But also glasses annoy me a bit

 

[RavingPenguin]

An intellect to match my own, with wit to boot. Physical attributes mean little to me. If pushed I'd say shorter is better, a shy personality would be nice, and glasses (glasses are cute).

 

[Internet Kraken]

I don't know exactly what kind of person i would find to be most attractive. My standards are incredibly low. Honestly, I care more about how a person behaves than how they look.

 

[grimsprice]

Beauty is way to complex to sum up in something concise. So i will say this... as these are the most important points... out of many.

1: If i can't see her through the makeup, if she has removed her eyebrows, if she looks like a raccoon, and if she has had anything done to puff her lips, i don't find her beautiful.

2: If she has tattoos on over 5% of her body then she is not beautiful.

3: If she dresses like a whore she is one.

Past that there are more superficial things i can say but meh don't really want to get into that. Those are the less superficial of all the criteria. And the ones most worth mentioning.

 

[Berethond]

I like a lot of different types of women.

 

[Borrowed Time]

Intelligence and wit are more defining factors for me then looks. If I'd have to say any though; Dark and long hair, shorter height, has to have some meat on her bones. Honestly, there's so many other things that draw me to someone. I can find a "beautiful" woman to be as attractive as having lesions on my ass if she's a jerk, diva or drama queen.

 

[TheBluesader]

Female.

Alive.

Not of such an unhealthy weight - too big or too thin - to interfere too much with average human range of motion.

Seriously, people. How do you ever hope to be happy with such impossibly specific standards??

 

[Generator]

I prefer cuteness over hotness anyday

I hate oversized breasts ( ugh they're not THAT attractive )

But also glasses annoy me a bit

Pretty much this for me, as well. Also, personality-wise, I like them to be sweet, kind, and able to get my sense of humor.

 

[peterwolfe]

Female.

Alive.

Not of such an unhealthy weight - too big or too thin - to interfere too much with average human range of motion.

Seriously, people. How do you ever hope to be happy with such impossibly specific standards??

Well, obviously someone's idea of what is essentially the embodiment of sexual appeal (which was what I wanted, people, not an of these "a good personality" pussy answers) is hardly going to be a realistic goal. I want fantasy sex partners, women you daydreamed about in the particularly boring bits of class, dreamboats you'd giggle about to your girlfriends if you were in an eighties movie! I want sexy, I don't want someone you'd want to/think you could start up a relationship with.

 

[TheBluesader]

Well, obviously someone's idea of what is essentially the embodiment of sexual appeal (which was what I wanted, people, not an of these "a good personality" pussy answers) is hardly going to be a realistic goal. I want fantasy sex partners, women you daydreamed about in the particularly boring bits of class, dreamboats you'd giggle about to your girlfriends if you were in an eighties movie! I want sexy, I don't want someone you'd want to/think you could start up a relationship with.

Understood and accepted. And to that end, I stand by everything I just said.

If your fantasy girl is of average appearance, it makes finding Internet celebrity girls to fantasize about that much easier.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I like my girls beautiful/cute (either/or) rather than hot, as hot girls get you 'happy' but cute girls make you happy(minus the inuendo meaning). And if i want to be with a girl i want the girl to make me happy. Also funny helps, and I prefer brunettes over blondes. I also like smart women whoi share my dark/evil/quirky/nerdy sense of humour.

So really my idea of beauty comes from, first: their height (short is cuter), hair colour(browner the better), make-up levels (nobody wants to kiss an entire thing of mascara). second: humour, intelligence and moderate breast size. third: she likes me too (if she isn't the first ones i don't bother to keep going, if she isn't the second but is the first screw the third.

 

[Souplex]

Me but with girl parts. I'd hit it.

 

[Lord Kofun]

It is some bizarre kind of quirk of mine that I inevitably date a girl with very strange eyes. For instance, my first serious girlfriend had VERY bright green eyes. The second major girlfriend had strange brown eyes. The third had a sort of hazel that tends to wander back and forth between green, blue, and brown, if that makes any sense at all.

Aside from the eyes, I've always seemed to gravitate to girls who are NOT rail-thin. I hate that in a girl. It means - 95% of the time - that they either don't eat enough, or their metabolism outpaces mine, making me feel fat, and that simply won't do. (I am relatively thin, so if you could see a picture of me, you would realize how funny that really was.)

Also, everyone here to said that they prefer "cute guys/girls over hot guys/girls" is dead on. Because of my second point, I just can't stand someone who takes all of their time to look like a magazine cover. I prefer cute.

The amazing part is I am lucky enough to have these traits in my current girlfriend. I don't deserve her.

 

[dark-amon]

I really like it when a girl has beautiful eyes(preferable blue), black hair, not eatingdisorter (skinny nor fat), nice features (you know what I mean. and have a really nice smile(as well as voice.
Now you may think I make unreasonable points here, but I can tell you that it really exist women like this, AND those I've met were even great people.
So the perfect women exist, but before people on this forum get hopes up I remind that I live in Norway. HAH!

 

[Srkkl]

Great eyes, Nice wavy hair(preferably brown), Amazing legs(when I say amazing I mean perfect), great lips, and a great stomach(the outside, not the organ). Those are the things I look for in appearances, personality is a completely different rant.

 

[Zosephine]

Well I'm a girl so I'm gonna describe both genders. (cuz I feel like it, that's why!)

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Actually, I'm not very picky. If I like talking to someone, and they make me laugh and I make them laugh, and most importantly if I can trust them, then I guess I'd hit it.

For some reason I find myself fascinated with kinda jiggly stomachs. One of my friends had one and I just wanted to keep poking it! In a non-sexual way.