How do you know you're not Insane?

[heyheysg]

1) Insane as in doing something totally irrational and not contributing to your well-being/survival. Like running through a mall naked, laughing maniacally at a queue at the bank.

This one obviously is very clear, unless you also have amnesia

2) Insane doing things regular people do, like living in a cubicle for most of your life for 'money'. Spending years building level 80 characters in WoW. Obsessing over that one girl out of 3 billion. Not liking someone because they hate Mozart. Liking someone because they like The Smiths.

Regular things that people do, some times not the most logical, but hey what the heck.

3) You hold vastly differing opinions from the rest of the world, it doesn't affect your daily life, but when the mothership comes down, you'll be one of those saved from annihilation.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

I know I'm not insane because I'm constantly telling myself "Don't be crazy", and thus I have achieved super sanity. Insane people don't bother to do that!

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

I know I'm not sane in the strict meaning of the term. I have wildly different views than most other people and have nice conversations to myself about nothing.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'm not insane

Everyone else is!

[sub]I'm watching you...[/sub]

 

[Dark Knifer]

Is that last one a shot at religion?

OT: No, I do not know if I am insane or not. If I am then I am doing pretty well.

 

[Distazo]

I know I am not insane because I can look at some of the very odd and irrational things I do and realize that they are both odd and irrational.

 

[SonicKoala]

If you think you're insane, then you probably aren't - people who are clinically defined as being "crazy" rarely ever think of themselves as such.

 

[Mythbhavd]

I'm most sane. It's just everyone else about whom I worry.

 

[Robert0288]

I do things all the time which I think are completly rational, everyone else thinks I'm nuts. Also my morals and values seem to be out of sink with most of the people around me, though tbh I think thats because I know alot of people who are either green or NDP (canadian political parties)

 

[Sandwich Man]

My good friend Harvey told me so.





I wonder if anyone will get that.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

When you can't remember if something was real or a dream. Insane.

 

[junkmanuk]

I'm not insane because I don't have underpants on my head and two pencils up my nose.

 

[000Ronald]

Would an insane person eat their own feces?

Yes.

Exactly.

I think I understand your logic. I must apologize for leaving the others to realize it for themselves. *puffs pipe*

I...the hell? Did I just get upstaged by a dead guy?

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

My good friend Harvey told me so.





I wonder if anyone will get that.

What, Jimmy Stewart's giant invisible rabbit friend? Who wouldn't get that reference?

[small]Whippersnappers, that's who! Get off my lawn![/small]

 

[RoB._.O]

Because I cant hear the voices anymore.

 

[Raptorace18]

Well this is easy. If you are not doing any of the following;

-Jerking off in public to the tune of the 1812 while crying hysterically and declaring a Jihad on rice crispy squares all at the same time, in a church,

-Driving a tank into a volcano.

-Cracking open zombies head in order to feast on the diseased goo inside.

-Holding out hope for duke nuekum forever being released within the next thousand years.

then you can safely call yourself not insane.

 

[Tymathee]

Who says I dont think i'm insane? Lets see...

1) Insane as in doing something totally irrational and not contributing to your well-being/survival. Like running through a mall naked, laughing maniacally at a queue at the bank.

I laugh maniacally at home everytime I snipe someone in the head in counter-strike, is this normal?

2) Insane doing things regular people do, like living in a cubicle for most of your life for 'money'. Spending years building level 80 characters in WoW. Obsessing over that one girl out of 3 billion. Not liking someone because they hate Mozart. Liking someone because they like The Smiths.

I've lived in my room for the past 6 months pissing in jars, and using a self-made water purifier to filtrate my pee and living off pizza deliveries.

3) You hold vastly differing opinions from the rest of the world, it doesn't affect your daily life, but when the mother-ship comes down, you'll be one of those saved from annihilation.

Well in my opinion, I think the world is still flat but that we've all been brain washed into thinking that the world is round so that our very subconscious sees the world as round...then again, all we've ever seen are pictures of a round world, how do we truly know that when you sail "around" the world you aren't entering a worm-hole that transports you from one side of the world to the other so that you don't fall off? Yea...didn't think about that did ya?

 

[lapan]

I know i'm not insane because the voices in my head tell me so.