Tolerant Fanboy said:
I'm somewhere between a soda jerk, a barista, and an alchemist.
what's a soda jerk?
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i mix both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. usually i mix alcohols to make something that all my friends cant even stand the smell of

i'm the team tank.
JameIchnaya: 6oz Jameson, 6oz Stolichnaya.
VodQuila: 4 parts moderately priced, heavy proof vodka, 4 parts sh1t-cheap, heavy proof tequila. usually mixed in a sports bottle (bout 24oz) and leaves the distinct smell for many months to come, regardless of how little time it was in there.
Blue Moon Julius: one 12oz Blue moon frozen into slush, poured into a glass with 6oz of Tropicana. quite refreshing on a summer day. can be had with breakfast.
Non alcoholic:
Kite or Spoke: coke and sprite.
Orange Spritzer: seltzer and orange juice
Twitcher: Amp and black coffee, sixteen sugars
Herbalist Dr. Pepper and Root Beer. (see what i did there?)