I'm meant to be writing an essay that I really don't want to do, so I'm looking for more ways to avoid doing it.
I've read loads of threads here on the escapist, I've read MLIA, FML and even Average Cats, I've looked at SMBC, explosm, checked hotmail, checked facebook, mooched on TV Tropes, gone through pretty much my entire iTunes playlist working out how to play each song on my guitar, played a few games, made a cup of tea, read some reviews on metacritic, browsed youtube, read New Scientist, watched a DVD... and now I'm reduced to staring into the middle distance and occasionally writing a few words on this goddamn essay.
So I'm asking you, how else can I procrastinate? Please no replies like "Just do your damn work", that's precisely what I'm trying to avoid doing.
EDIT: As a first year in uni studying Chemistry, I haven't written an essay since GCSE, so as a side topic, any hints of essay writing would be much appreciated.
PS: Before I get the searchbar nazis on me, I did search and there wasn't anything quite what I was looking for.