How do you think your parents would react if they went through your internet browsing history?

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Section Crow

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the one left i currently have or the one i just erased?

either way i think there would be confusion and lots of explanation
 

Biosophilogical

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Trololo Punk said:
An awkward sit down conversation.
I'm going to assume that yours is due to some 'weird' stuff. I'd have an awkward sit down conversation from things like "Thepunchlineismachismo" or my browser history regarding harvest moon.

Not so much that they think "My son is so weird!", just that they wouldn't know what they were looking at.
 

Rawne1980

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I think the most important questions will be asked first...

Mum, dad ..... what the fuck are you doing in my house and why are you on my computer?
 

CrimsonBlaze

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My history is automatically wiped clean (aside from my bookmarks) so I'm sure I've got nothing to worry about.

Although, the fact that my history is always blank would make them a bit suspicious of me...
 

sir.rutthed

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I doubt they'd be surprised. Of course, I use private mode for all the stuff I don't want others to know like any intelligent netizen.
 

superstringz

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"Thats atleast 500,000 words of fanfic you've read in the last month, [superstringz]. Are you sure you don't want to go to the library?"

My response would be to point to the heaps of novels scattered about my room. This week is The Dresden Files.
 

Malo_Tux

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Thank you for reminding me.

*clears history*

If I hadn't done that, they probably would never look at me the same way again.
 

Mafoobula

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They likely won't bat an eye at the lesbians.
The My Little Pony sites and youtube videos are far more likely to make them ask me a few things. Fortunately, they love Animaniacs and other cartoons from my own childhood as much as I do. Once I mention how I think MLP has the kind of age- and gender-spanning wit and charm of the likes of Animaniacs and Looney Tunes, they'll learn to like it as well, or at least understand why I like it.

In short: They'll be perfectly cool with it. My parents are pretty awesome like that.
 

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I regularly clear my history, and immediately do after certain activities. Boring conversation.
 

Drummie666

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Well, If they went through my google chrome history, they wouldn't have a problem.

If they went through my Safari history... I'm not sure how they would react. My mother might just completely ignore it (She's hip like that), but my dad... I'm not sure at all how he would react. Probably an awkward conversation that ends badly with me finally admitting to him that I hate him.
 

Lev The Red

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there wouldn't be anything to be bothered by because i generally use Incognito windows (a special browser built into Google Chrome that doesn't save any cookies or history after the browser is closed) when i'm doing something i don't want recorded. but if my dad did find out, he wouldn't care. A, because i'm an adult, and B, because he didn't see himself as someone who's duty it was to shield me from the "evil" of the internet.
 

Last Hugh Alive

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My mother would probably wag her finger disapprovingly at me regarding the porn, but otherwise my parents pretty much know my interests and wouldn't be surprised at all.

And I say "mother" instead of "parents" because I've once walked in on my dad watching porn... That was certainly a sticky situation.
 

Brawndo

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Last Hugh Alive said:
And I say "mother" instead of "parents" because I've once walked in on my dad watching porn... That was certainly a sticky situation.
Your puns slay me
 

00slash00

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well i clear by history after each session for entirely that reason. if they ever saw it, however...well i would need to move out before they had time to talk to me about it