How do you think you're going to die?
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I'll probably die of a heart attack within 5 years. I smoke and drink tons and am waaaaay too high-strung. I'm a workaholic and sleep maybe 4 hours a night.
I welcome death. At least I won't have to worry about my student loans any longer. If I go naturally or by act of god, mt insurance money will pay them off.
I welcome death. At least I won't have to worry about my student loans any longer. If I go naturally or by act of god, mt insurance money will pay them off.
I noticed this before, but wow. There are a lot of fucking depressing people on this forum.
I'm going with the person who said he doesn't know and likes it that way. It's scary, but living your life while constantly looking at a ticking clock won't make anyone happy, least of all you.
I'm going with the person who said he doesn't know and likes it that way. It's scary, but living your life while constantly looking at a ticking clock won't make anyone happy, least of all you.
How will i die?.. HA! How wont i die!
1. Rectal trauma
2. Blood loss caused by stuffing crabs into own mouth
3. My nitroturd toiletlauncher backfiring me after i build it... Fecal burns! Yey!
4. Drowning in milk, With a rather stern expression on the corpse
5. Cry all of the fluid out of my body. After examining my own lifestyle
6. Create a device that combines a nuke with a falcon PWNch (Everyone dies, Not just me)
7. Besmerch the name of chucknorris, Causing a roundhouse kick that actually damages my dna on a molecular level
8. Trying to bring my own mother back to life using alchemy
9. Eating the worlds largest cookie... Followed by the worlds most expected heart attack
10. Try to become a ninja.
11. Be killed by the Pta. After re-inacting the battle of stalingrad using hedgehogs, Doormice and rabbits. The german forces being played by a lawnmower
12. Suicide baybeh!
13. Bee stings.. Alot of bee-stings
14. Genetically engineering the tomapplenana fruit, Then eating one (Acid burns FTW)
15. 400 hour gaming marathon
16. Liquid caffine
17. Get caught by the police after they realise im unloading an unusual amount of paint stripper into the primary school's water supply
18. Hostage situation
19. Walk into a crouded street, Tell everyone to come close to me. Then spontainiously combust
20. Fall down a bottomless pit and die of thirst
Twenty so far! If you want more.. My mind is still brimming!
1. Rectal trauma
2. Blood loss caused by stuffing crabs into own mouth
3. My nitroturd toiletlauncher backfiring me after i build it... Fecal burns! Yey!
4. Drowning in milk, With a rather stern expression on the corpse
5. Cry all of the fluid out of my body. After examining my own lifestyle
6. Create a device that combines a nuke with a falcon PWNch (Everyone dies, Not just me)
7. Besmerch the name of chucknorris, Causing a roundhouse kick that actually damages my dna on a molecular level
8. Trying to bring my own mother back to life using alchemy
9. Eating the worlds largest cookie... Followed by the worlds most expected heart attack
10. Try to become a ninja.
11. Be killed by the Pta. After re-inacting the battle of stalingrad using hedgehogs, Doormice and rabbits. The german forces being played by a lawnmower
12. Suicide baybeh!
13. Bee stings.. Alot of bee-stings
14. Genetically engineering the tomapplenana fruit, Then eating one (Acid burns FTW)
15. 400 hour gaming marathon
16. Liquid caffine
17. Get caught by the police after they realise im unloading an unusual amount of paint stripper into the primary school's water supply
18. Hostage situation
19. Walk into a crouded street, Tell everyone to come close to me. Then spontainiously combust
20. Fall down a bottomless pit and die of thirst
Twenty so far! If you want more.. My mind is still brimming!
Ok, I'm not fat [Barely over 120 pounds]
BUT, as an American, I love cheese and fried foods.
It'll be a heart attack, no doubt.
BUT, as an American, I love cheese and fried foods.
It'll be a heart attack, no doubt.
Suicide. It won't be for any significant reason, it will just be because I am bored and I want to feel what dying is like. That is how I will die. Italics is how certain I am of this.
35 years old, (14 years from now) I'm driving in a car with a friend or my manager, and we're looking at a review of a film I just completed. Said review is not great, but I don't mind, I look forward to working on another project with my film group when we're in an automobile accident. We both die instantly.
StarStruckStrumpets said:
ummm... okay. im pretty sure you took that idea from some anime or game.
if not, congrats! you have just made a better ending for a vid. game then 90% of designers out there!
a book or movie would rock too.
uh, define win.MaxTheReaper said:
anyway, i die 'cause i screwed someone over and they can't beat me one on one. ive taken on 10 people at once and won.
but more likely, i would die in my sleep
{sorry about the horrid grammar. my computer won't let me fix it. ill try to fix it later.}
