How do you want to die?

[Yossarian1507]

The same way I came into this world. Cold, naked, and torn away from the woman I love.

I want to die the way I was born too - screaming and bathed in blood.

Or via heart attack during sex. That would work too.

 

[Drakmeire]

I will be the first man and last man to attempt to destroy the sun with my fist.
sure it's stupid, but how awesome would it be if you died fighting the sun?

 

[Gudrests]

Death by Snoo-Snoo.

Of course. That is the only proper way to die. D: D:

naaa guys....being killed by a jealous husband at 87 years old.....and have it written on your headstone.

 

[Giest4life]

I don't. But If I must, then it would be to die in battle as the Commander of the intergalactic fleet as I battle the evil empire of the Cygnus System for my right to call the Chancellor a doodoo-head.

 

[googooplex]

laughing, unlike the rest of the people in the car.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Somehow rig music by "The Dear Hunter" to play over a loudspeaker, than engage my combatants in vicious Apache style Guerrilla Warfare.

If you've not heard of The Dear Hunter, I recommend looking them up.

 

[Layzor]

Same way Charlie Sheen does, whatever that will be I'm sure I'll have one hellava time.

 

[[.redacted]]

When I am most valued by the world.

 

[laststandman]

I want to die in a way where people will not be able to help but to laugh at it. That way even those closest to me will not have to suffer as badly.

I honestly cannot think of a very funny way to die right now though, but my burial is going to be even funnier.

 

[humor_involuntario]

let's die trolling
U MAD?

 

[shwnbob]

Driving on the highway when I get side-swiped by another car and my car crashes and flips over. I'm pinned into my seat by a huge shard of glass sticking out of my chest. I try pulling it out when all of a sudden I smell something weird in the air. I raise my voice and scream, "gasol-" and then the car explodes. That's how I want to go.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Happily, as I suspect anyone would.

 

[ThatDaveDude1]

Taking the planet with me.

If I die, my world ends, so its my duty to make sure your worlds end with me!

So the World ends with you?

OT: Suicide is the only rational way to ends ones' life, after one has finished living it of course.

 

[easternflame]

Painless death. Gunshot to the temporal lobe. But does it really matter? We don't pick how we are born, we don't get to pick how we die, right?

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

In a naked supermodel landslide.

This. Oh God, this.

Or having sex with my gf and suddenly dying of a massive heartattack or something.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

In my sleep at 90-something.

Otherwise, something near instant and hopefully painless.

EDIT: Or something like this:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.273265-Man-dies-attempting-CPR-on-his-dead-wife#comment_form

 

[Quite_Insane]

I want to jump out of a plane while fighting a lion with nothing but a spoon, and then land in a shark tank that is filled with only one foot of water and Jaws. I'd be killed by blood loss from cutting my fists on Jaws' teeth while I'm punching him in his face. Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Death by Snoo-Snoo.

I was not disappointed.

OT:If the arms of my loved ones, passing from one world into another world/what ever comes after/oblivion, surrounded by kinda thoughts and that one nephew who wants all my money.