How do you want to die?

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Agayek

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I want to be trampled by an elephant while having a sex with a trio of identical triplet professional cheerleaders.
 

Tiger Sora

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I always had this though of me dying by sailing a bulk carrier loaded down with high explosives and flammables, down the Hudson River in New York and detonate her next to the docks on Manhattan. Destroying most of Manhattan and part of New Jersey. I think I watched a documentary of the Halifax explosion (Largest accidental non nuclear explosion ever, by man). And thought wouldn't that be a way to go out on such a grand scale. But how would I afford it, couldn't steal it all..... and I'd never go to New York anyways so chance of this being the way I die is none to none.
Or: I'd like to die in a war right after I just killed a shight ton of enemies in a tank.
Or or: Riding a nuke, just like the movie. Yeh Haw!
 

Angry Camel

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Climbing Mount Everest with a jetpack and leaping off the top (the jetpack to make sure I don't fall too close to the mountain).
 

Icaruss

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Theirs a scene in Hellsreach by Aaron dembski-bowden (buy it now ,buy it right Fething now) Its the last stand of about a group of Black templar Apdetus Astrates and a bunch of Guardsman surrounded hundreds of thousands Orks in ancient Temple/Fortess. Towards they end by which point most of human denfenders are dead,` one Astrate Nerovar is impaled though the gut by a massive pike (think lamp pole) and held up and waved about as a trophy by half a dozen orks. Nerovar being an Astrates then procedes to grab the pike with both hands and PULL HIMSELF DOWN IT, when he gets far enough down, so close he's sure he will't miss, he throws his Short sword and straight down into the lead orks mouth. The ork dies screaming and lets go and Nerovar drops into the horde and is never seen again. I don't know how else to describe the scene but beautiful.I pray i Die like that when the time comes defient and proud fighting to the last moment of my life.
 

Icaruss

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FranckelSeijenmai said:
Theirs a scene in Hellsreach by Aaron dembski-bowden (buy it now ,buy it right Fething now) Its the last stand of about a group of Black templar Apdetus Astrates and a bunch of Guardsman surrounded hundreds of thousands Orks in ancient Temple/Fortess. Towards they end by which point most of human denfenders are dead,` one Astrate Nerovar is impaled though the gut by a massive pike (think lamp pole) and held up and waved about as a trophy by half a dozen orks. Nerovar being an Astrates then procedes to grab the pike with both hands and PULL HIMSELF DOWN IT, when he gets far enough down, so close he's sure he will't miss, he throws his Short sword and straight down into the lead orks mouth. The ork dies screaming and lets go and Nerovar drops into the horde and is never seen again. I don't know how else to describe the scene but beautiful.I pray i Die like that when the time comes defient and proud fighting to the last moment of my life.
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Either doing something awesome or knowing I've done something awesome.
If I could choose, I'd pull a Yuri Gagarin and stay in the goddamn plane falling out of the sky just steer it away from other people.
 

Zhukov

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As gently and painlessly as possible thanks.

Well, that or single handedly holding the line against the demonic horde. That works too.
 

ISawAFish

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Marter said:
I want to take myself out. When I'm finished, anyway. I don't want anything, or anyone, else to get the satisfaction. I'm also fine with dying of "natural causes". Nature is the only thing I want, apart from myself, to kill me.
This is pretty much my exact thoughts, nothing or no one but me gets to decide when I die. I control my own life so I want to control my own death.
 

Nexoram

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Dags90 said:
MasterOfWorlds said:
Or having sex with my gf and suddenly dying of a massive heartattack or something.
That would be seriously gross and traumatic for the other person though. Also, heart attacks aren't instant death, and they're usually pretty painful. A massive aneurysm is probably a better way to go.

I'd like to die happy.
Well at least someone apart from me is just content with a modest death. Asleep, old and wizened I shall go.
 

jawakiller

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Just finishing something really epic. Like blowing up the building full of baddies, saving the world, getting the chick and then dying in her arms, giving all within earshot a practiced monologue. That would be sweat. And then they'd make a movie out of my life (toning down the truth so its not too unrealistic) starring some good actor (I can't think of any because all the kid actors nowadays suck). Rated R for uh, um... What starts with R? Really cool stuff. Yeah, that. Rated R for really cool stuff.
 

viranimus

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Well being shot didnt work and really wasnt all that fun. I think being diabetic I would like to go out in combination heart attack resulting in diabetic coma induced by honey covered hookers. Yes.. that will do just nicely.
 

iamthe1

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Fighting evil insectoid aliens on some god-forsaken rock on the other side of the galaxy. So come on NASA! I only got one life here!
 

rancher of monsters

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Okay, here it goes. Downtown NYC, rush hour, I square of with the last of the Ninja clan that I have spent the better part of an hour fighting. Finally, at the top of the skyscraper, I have my last opponent weakened. Charging forwards I kick him through the glass of the window behind him, sending us both plumetting to the ground below. We share a breif struggle before we hit the ground, but when we finally land pedestrians are greeted to the sight of our fallen bodies, my nuts on top of his face. I will die giving the most epic teabagging in the history of mankind.

You know, that or Snu-Snu.