How do you want to die?

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theevilsanta

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On the first manned mission to Mars. Everything is going great, we're on our way back and found proof of extraterrestrial life!

Then something goes wrong. Our ship is being attacked by a small vessel on the port side. It's an alien craft, but probably just a scout. The tech genius devises a plan to launch our used landing craft at the alien craft like a missile, filled with half our oxygen. But it needs someone to ignite it. I'm the only one uninjured at this point, and accept my duty.

As I'm launched from the shit in our small landing craft I look out the small window at the strange curves of the alien craft. Then my eyes focus beyond the craft, at the stars behind. I realize there's never been a human so isolated. The craft grows to fill the window. I wait until the impact and see the walls of my craft disintegrate. The last thing I feel before I ignite the cabin is a sudden propulsion. It's almost like I'm back on Earth, with gravity holding me close.

The alien craft is destroyed, and my surviving crew marks the debris with a transmitter for retrieval by future ships. Research of the collected data confirms that this alien race is only interested in one thing - expansion, destruction, and harvest. We also learn from their technology. My name becomes the rallying call for all nations on Earth. For the first time in human history, all people unite. They build defenses, and a hundred years later the aliens come again. And we are ready.
 

crazy_egyptian

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In a burning building, after I have gone in multitudes of times to rescue everybody I possibly can, with a stereo pumping out Jon Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory in the background.

Failing that, being strapped to thousands of wires and having the entire capacity of a nuclear power station pass through me and annihilate me.
 

Communist partisan

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How often will these threads come up? isn't it enough with the bunch we already have?

OP: I don't wanna die or get old really so I will drink from the fountain of youth.
 

BrightBlackDaylight

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I don't care -how- I die, so long as when I die it doesn't bother me too much. I don't want to die still terrified of death. I'm not saying I ever want to give up on life while there's still a chance, but in the moment before my death I want to be reconciled with the fact that I am about to end.
 

The Gnome King

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I don't want to die. I'd prefer to be immortal. I'm actually signed up with Alcor Cryonics Institute to be frozen when I die in the slim chance that some part of my consciousness may be brought back one day.

I love life and everything in it; I consider death to be the greatest challenge we'll ever know. I realize I'm in the minority here, but you did ask. ;)
 

StormShaun

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Never.....is that an option.....

Or like commander Sheperd.....and that is NEEVER

Ok to be serious in an fight that saves the whole universe......or crashing a spaceship into another spaceship while other people escape and while im about to crash I would vid com the other ship and say "No Dice" and say that while showing my bird off.....(Middle finger)
 

2718

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I fear death more than anything. I don't want to die, ever. Given that immortality will probably not be achieved within my lifetime, storing my brain in some sort of freezer for post-mortem ressurection seems like my only hope. Still, the crude technology of today may cause irreversible brain damage. So the future looks pretty bad from my perspective. And even if I should survive my biological death, there is always the entropic heat death of the universe to worry about, not to mention the impending death of our native star.
 

swankyfella

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Skydiving into a tank of hungry sharks once I'm like 65. If I can fight the sharks off, I earn the right to live 10 more years.
 

Hero in a half shell

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I want to punch whatever I die from, so some sort of physical object is killing me, a tiger or tidal wave or jack-knifing lorry, just to turn at the last second when all hope is lost and punch that sucker.
 

Ozzythecat

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By trying to summon Cthulu. That's how all the cool kids do it right?

reCAPTCHA: vension practical, even captcha agrees.
 

wraith738

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I agree with OP, I want to kill myself when I am older. End things on my own terms and not sit around drooling and pooing my pants. Who wants to be old? Not this guy!