How do you want to die..

[lewism247]

Fighting a shark in a reactor as it blows or drug-fuelled sex heart attack

 

[antipunt]

Happy; enlightened

 

[sam344443]

I don't want to.

EVAR

 

[Church256]

Instantly fly to the USA, buy guns, find some massive companies headquarters (maybe coke) and slaughter the whole building then everyone I find untill I'm taken down and just before I die I'll activate a Hellboy style grenade belt to blow up whatevers around me when I die.

Because slaughtering loads of random people must be fun. I mean there are so many games where this is the point of playing.

 

[Devilgod27]

i want to die in a gunfight with jesus abraham lincoln and chuck norris

 

[BigShadey]

during sex

Gross, then the other person would have a dead person inside them

Lol that's messed up.

I don't want to.

EVAR

Sucks, you die NOW.

 

[Triforceformer]

Let's just say it will involve Boxing, Metallica, hot alien chicks, an MG34, nukes and me cumming so explosively that makes the universe explode in to a universal version of this little guy right into God's face.

Spoiler

http://midlifeslices.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/explosion-finger.jpg

 

[historybuff]

On LSD, listening to Pink Floyd, relaxing in my dorm room.

Wow totaly psychedelic, i shall post this in your honour:

Spoiler: whoa man

Also make sure you have "The Wall" playing on dvd in the background for when the EMTs come.

That would be amazing. You should come do it with me.

 

[traceur_]

Train surfing!

 

[DeadlyYellow]

How do I want to die? Simple: wearing pants.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I wanna die by having my entire body shut down instantaneously without pain and without warning. Then I wanna be made into super-condensed fertiliser which promotes 7X normal fertiliser plant growth. I also want my fertilisered body to eat other fertilisers so i am like an unlimited supply of super-grow (There goes world poverty, and everyone from then on could cook and grow whjatever they wanted because the food would be almost free and everyone would be healthy cause they would only eat healthy foods cause it would be easiest and in great supply and taste better t5han any prtocessed food (did i mention my fertilisered body makes everything taste great?)

(no i did not think this through too much, I came up with it on the spot TYVM Tracuer_!!!)

 

[traceur_]

I wanna die by having my entire body shut down instantaneously without pain and without warning. Then I wanna be made into super-condensed fertiliser which promotes 7X normal fertiliser plant growth. I also want my fertilisered body to eat other fertilisers so i am like an unlimited supply of super-grow (There goes world poverty, and everyone from then on could cook and grow whjatever they wanted because the food would be almost free and everyone would be healthy cause they would only eat healthy foods cause it would be easiest and in great supply and taste better t5han any prtocessed food (did i mention my fertilisered body makes everything taste great?)

(no i did not think this through too much, I came up with it on the spot TYVM Tracuer_!!!)

NO! Bad Damon! Bad! You're going to do something awesome and come train surfing with me.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I wanna die by having my entire body shut down instantaneously without pain and without warning. Then I wanna be made into super-condensed fertiliser which promotes 7X normal fertiliser plant growth. I also want my fertilisered body to eat other fertilisers so i am like an unlimited supply of super-grow (There goes world poverty, and everyone from then on could cook and grow whjatever they wanted because the food would be almost free and everyone would be healthy cause they would only eat healthy foods cause it would be easiest and in great supply and taste better t5han any prtocessed food (did i mention my fertilisered body makes everything taste great?)

(no i did not think this through too much, I came up with it on the spot TYVM Tracuer_!!!)

NO! Bad Damon! Bad! You're going to do something awesome and come train surfing with me.

Correction. I will come train surfin with you but whatever kills you i shall dodge using my superior logical thinking skills
THEN I shall do as stated above.

 

[traceur_]

I wanna die by having my entire body shut down instantaneously without pain and without warning. Then I wanna be made into super-condensed fertiliser which promotes 7X normal fertiliser plant growth. I also want my fertilisered body to eat other fertilisers so i am like an unlimited supply of super-grow (There goes world poverty, and everyone from then on could cook and grow whjatever they wanted because the food would be almost free and everyone would be healthy cause they would only eat healthy foods cause it would be easiest and in great supply and taste better t5han any prtocessed food (did i mention my fertilisered body makes everything taste great?)

(no i did not think this through too much, I came up with it on the spot TYVM Tracuer_!!!)

NO! Bad Damon! Bad! You're going to do something awesome and come train surfing with me.

Correction. I will come train surfin with you but whatever kills you i shall dodge using my superior logical thinking skills
THEN I shall do as stated above.

Have you learned nothing in these years of friendship?

Train surfing = incredibly dangerous and stupid.

me = daredevil and incredibly reckless.

There's no way you're coming out of that alive.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Getting shot down in a dogfight.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I wanna die by having my entire body shut down instantaneously without pain and without warning. Then I wanna be made into super-condensed fertiliser which promotes 7X normal fertiliser plant growth. I also want my fertilisered body to eat other fertilisers so i am like an unlimited supply of super-grow (There goes world poverty, and everyone from then on could cook and grow whjatever they wanted because the food would be almost free and everyone would be healthy cause they would only eat healthy foods cause it would be easiest and in great supply and taste better t5han any prtocessed food (did i mention my fertilisered body makes everything taste great?)

(no i did not think this through too much, I came up with it on the spot TYVM Tracuer_!!!)

NO! Bad Damon! Bad! You're going to do something awesome and come train surfing with me.

Correction. I will come train surfin with you but whatever kills you i shall dodge using my superior logical thinking skills
THEN I shall do as stated above.

Have you learned nothing in these years of friendship?

Train surfing = incredibly dangerous and stupid.

me = daredevil and incredibly reckless.

There's no way you're coming out of that alive.

Have you learned nothing in these years of friendship?

Train Surfing = Almsot guaranteed death

Me = Very ... Persuasive

Hard metal
(cause of your death) = Persuadable (Don't doubt me boy)

 

[cobra_ky]

How I want to die? Easy:

[small]When the bear dies, it will be buried next to me..........[/small]

Spoiler: that's surprisingly close to how i plan to leave this earth...

 

[Godavari]

I don't care, as long as I can die in a dignified way. I would probably inform my family/friends, and write up a (very non-legal, but hopefully descriptive and admissible) will. Then, when the time comes, I'd look my killer in the eye and say "I'm ready," and then take it without screaming or trying to escape.

 

[Azraellod]

meh, i didn't plan on living very long anyway.

hmm... well, i definitely want to control my death. fast acting poison taken while lying in bed with my eyes shut should be perfect for this. maybe with lillium [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaV6eDvgiG4] playing in the background (for some reason, i really want to die while listening to that).

normally i would also attempt a killing spree or something, but i'm just too tired right now for it to be worth the effort.