how do you want to die?

[Xaio30]

A draw in my duel with God.

Damn! Ninja'd!

 

[gravitate]

Jumping off a high cliff
I want to fly. With kittens. Naked.

'
how about flying naked with flying cats flying next to you, and the get hit by lightning so your death won't be too long, and when your high-voltage body comes falling down your cats carry it and throw it at your enemy?
am i too imaginative?

 

[Icyheart]

I want to die from the accumulating battle wounds that occurred during my last fight with the hundred assassins sent to kill my after I took over the world, proclaimed myself god and enslaved the human race. And I successfully killed all of the assassins before I bled out in my doom castle. And in death I resurfaced in heaven to continue my ongoing battle with God himself. Which I won.
It's fun to dream.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

You can't kill that which has become immortal.

 

[Ldude893]

Peacefully.

And if that's not possible: like a boss.

 

[gravitate]

Drowning in boobs

obviously...

 

[gravitate]

Peacefully.

And if that's not possible: like a boss.

win. i wanna die after i just had sex while jammin' to my boombox on a boat LIKE A BOSS.

 

[bdcjacko]

By mortally wounding the last panda on earth. I hate those fake bears.

 

[Marowit]

In a way that allows me to say goodbye to my loved ones. Dying instantly from a aneurysm is the exact way I wouldn't want to go.

 

[bam13302]

hit by a run away tractor trailer driven by the incredible hulk

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

Aside from ye obvious "peacefully in my sleep at a very old age," if I had to pick an earlier and more artificial way to die, I'd say I want to die in some quick but flashy manner. Getting vaporized in a big explosion or something, I don't know. That, or doing something really valiant.

 

[noble cookie]

Oh god, I'm going to get banned for this...

Spoiler

Take so much Viagra my penis grows to a size unobtainable for mere mortals. Run about "kebabbing" children until I get shot down by the authorities.

Goodbye Escapist.

 

[ten.to.ten]

I just want to be too out of it to know what's going on.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

my dad just bought a "stealth kettle" so im now worried that it might knife me in my sleep. on the bright side, atleast its not a ninja microwave.
OT. i want to die in an epic but slightly retarded manner, such as choking on a kitten while trying to resuscitate it.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

By getting ran over by a monster truck driven by the incredible hulk

Hi Bender.

When I die, I want it to be peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming like his passengers.

that's awesome.

if i had to choose, maybe loss of blood from a paper cut on the finger wouldn't be so bad, or falling asleep with the laughing gas up all the way.

 

[natster43]

Either for my country, or peacefully without pain.

 

[katsumoto03]

After saving the orphans and attractive bikini models, I finally die in a duel against Zombie Hitler... And Stalin... And take them with me.