How do you want to get buried
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I want my body to be broken down at a atmoic scale, turning me into fireworks, so that everyone enjoys my funeral and when the lights have gone away, I (my firework body) shall exist forever in the atmosphere. I would literally be watching over people, cause i would be above them.
Edit: I would then be inhaled by people and i would possess their bodies so that there would be thousands of me, then when they die they get turned into fireworks as well and soon the entire world is me me me. (yes i do have delusions of granduer) And if the body was about to be buried alive or something else that stopped them being turned into fireworks i would makea hasty retreat from the body and find another. Ok bit dark and evil but hey, it's a theoretical situation.
Edit: I would then be inhaled by people and i would possess their bodies so that there would be thousands of me, then when they die they get turned into fireworks as well and soon the entire world is me me me. (yes i do have delusions of granduer) And if the body was about to be buried alive or something else that stopped them being turned into fireworks i would makea hasty retreat from the body and find another. Ok bit dark and evil but hey, it's a theoretical situation.
I would have myself put into a see through coffin, then shot into space. Then when future generations find my corpse they can revive me with their awesome alian technology
Thats thinking ahead for you
Thats thinking ahead for you
Funerals are for the living. They are only to help those people move on. Even then they are a fairly new invention. Time was people held a wake kept the dead in the living room for a while all dressed up nice. Then dumped them in a hole in the ground once everyone was convinced they where not going to get up again. Or the smell started. Either way.
Me. I guess if I had a choice I would want some form of revenge from beyond the grave. That way I could feel better when I was on my way out.
Me. I guess if I had a choice I would want some form of revenge from beyond the grave. That way I could feel better when I was on my way out.
I want my corpse to be burned in a giant funeral pyre with all my worldly possessions (this assumes that, by the time of my death, I will have acquired a myriad of modern and medieval weaponry as well as several disgustingly expensive cars and a tank....if not then these things need to be provided)any of my several wives should feel free to throw themselves upon my funeral pyre out of sheer grief and/or madness. Furthermore, I require that a giant statue the size a of a small house be erected in my honor. This statue will be of me, naked, fornicating with a beautiful woman while wielding a large steel tipped spear which I am plunging into the heart of a large and belligerent bear. Actually I change my mind, I want to be naked EXCEPT for a large plumed helm.
That's how you go out in style.
That's how you go out in style.
Well, when I die I'd wanted to have it rigged so I explode (gently, like magic!) into sparkles... so I d'no about burial. I guess since I'll be sparkles I might as well be put into a jar. I might end up being used for some arts and crafts project though. Hmm... I need to think this through more.
