How do you want to get buried
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At my funeral, I want "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones to be played. There will be snacks galore and alcohol (preferably vodka in mango juice) being distributed.
While my coffin is being carried wherever it's going, I want the second movement to Beethoven's 7th Symphony being played.
Appropriate eulogies, etc. will be exchanged. The religious authority presiding over it will say, "We now banish him to the realm of the damned! The damned good-looking!" (ba-dum tish)
Everyone will gather round as my casket is rolled into the pressure cooker and cremated. Everyone will say their teary-eyed farewells and disband.
Then, from a distance, I will sit in the back of my tinted-window limousine, smirk ever so slightly, and then gently tap on the glass to let my driver know that it's time to go.
And for no apparent reason, either "Gimme Shelter" by the Rolling Stones or "Extreme Ways" by Moby should begin playing as we drive down the dusty path.
While my coffin is being carried wherever it's going, I want the second movement to Beethoven's 7th Symphony being played.
Appropriate eulogies, etc. will be exchanged. The religious authority presiding over it will say, "We now banish him to the realm of the damned! The damned good-looking!" (ba-dum tish)
Everyone will gather round as my casket is rolled into the pressure cooker and cremated. Everyone will say their teary-eyed farewells and disband.
Then, from a distance, I will sit in the back of my tinted-window limousine, smirk ever so slightly, and then gently tap on the glass to let my driver know that it's time to go.
And for no apparent reason, either "Gimme Shelter" by the Rolling Stones or "Extreme Ways" by Moby should begin playing as we drive down the dusty path.
I want to be experimented on to create a Tyrant-esq monster that can be unleased on a quite American town ('cause nothing ever happens in the noisy ones for some reason).
I want the song "Buried Alive" to be played at my funeral.
Now that I think about it, I don't want to be buried, but I don't want to be cremated either. I just want to be left alone.
Now that I think about it, I don't want to be buried, but I don't want to be cremated either. I just want to be left alone.
No, that won't do the trick. That would be about as spectacular as dropping a rock into the sea, just a small thing that disappears in a big, constant entity. Not enough of a splash, if you'll excuse the analogy.andrat said:
Think more in the lines of explosions, like being the one who flies away with the nuke to save the city from being destroyed. Something seriously spectacular and maybe even heroic.
I'd have a massive monument built deep underground, kept secret like ancient ruins but with a hidden entrance, and I'd have my body fused with a giant robot Evangelion-style that will one day rise up and crush humanity. I'd go out with a delayed but massive bang.
I would like to possibly be shot out of a cannon onto a fire and then used on some kinda growing food and then I can control people from the inside...Ah I can dream.
dump the corpse in a ditch; I'm done with it.
but if you must have a ceremonial corpse dump, them I'd go the viking route(less the woman); burnt with all my cerimonial possessions, on a ship, off the coast.... awesome.
or maybe packing my ashes into some explosive canisters the firing them at my enemies in life, equally awesome
but if you must have a ceremonial corpse dump, them I'd go the viking route(less the woman); burnt with all my cerimonial possessions, on a ship, off the coast.... awesome.
or maybe packing my ashes into some explosive canisters the firing them at my enemies in life, equally awesome
Dark church, disco ball drops down, lights flashing, my body drops from wires from the cieling, and someone marionettes me so I'm dancing like a monkey!
Or a party where people actually celebrate my life, followed by one hell of a cookout at my dad's cabin.
Or a party where people actually celebrate my life, followed by one hell of a cookout at my dad's cabin.
id be put in a cofin with the any amounts of money and then towed behind a rocket thats heading toward the sun so i get partially burned by the rocket then the sun finishes the job off therefore burning all the money with me and removing some1 elses greed