How do you want to get buried

[bluepilot]

In Spock`s arms

 

[newguy77]

In fire.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Buried? Eh, gross, I dislike the thought of being a rotting corpse. Nah, I'd be cremated, and then have my urn full of ashes tied to a cement block and then thrown into the Bermuda triangle.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I want to be buried in a giant tub of salza so when aliens dig me up in the future they'll think I taste delicious.

 

[matnatz]

Under a pile of beautiful naked women and money.

I want to be buried in a giant tub of salza so when aliens dig me up in the future they'll think I taste delicious.

Because the first thing you do when you dig up a corpse is grab your lazor fork and scream "Dinner is served!"

 

[barryween]

I want to be buried in a giant Superjail! coffin that shoots me to the moon where I can be seen by anyone who ever goes there!
yes, I am indeed insane.

 

[Timewave Zero]

I want my cold dead corpse to be shot into the infinite void of space, and just float around for a while, and so I can orbit the planet and scare the bollocks off any astronomers who see me.

If that's not possible, then I want a pipe coming from my moouth all the way up to the surface in case I wake up so I can breath and shout for help.

 

[5stringedbandit]

I'd be stuffed to the brim with TNT, launched into the sky then detonated. My guts would then rain apon the ground.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Y does a dead man care about his funeral?

Personally I would like a huge funeral at Staples Center with over 11 000 people inside, plus another 5500 watching on a big screen as my gold plated coffin is paraded around.

 

[Abi79]

I want my coffin to get shoot out to space

That's exactly what I was thinking before I clicked. Space is big, there would be no worms to eat me, and maybe eventually an advanced civilization will find and revive me.

 

[Sevre]

I want my coffin to get shoot out to space

That's exactly what I was thinking before I clicked. Space is big, there would be no worms to eat me, and maybe eventually an advanced civilization will find and revive me.

Depends on the speed you are being shot at, your coffin may be destroyed if its not built for it, and don't forget the asteroids!

 

[Herb sewell]

Bury me up-side down with a canadian flag planted firmly in my ...well guess.

 

[Zacharine]

Preferably after I'm dead, and by cremation. The ashes either spread to the ocean or to the winds from a certain peak in the middle of a certain forest that happens to be important to me. No grave for me. Once I'm gone I want people to remember me (and hopefully I've lead such a life that it can be held as an example), not mourn me needlessly.

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Alot of folks are wigged out that, at age 25 I already have a will prepared for the inevitable. In all honesty, all the shit that I've been through, the drugs I've done, the idiotic choices I've made (and yes those go well past drugs), I'm amazed I've made it this long.
Cremation, ashes sprinkled from everest. Make those executors of my "estate" work for that shit.

 

[BuckminsterF]

I want go out like Hunter S. Thompson

Ashes shot out of a gonzo fist shaped cannon payed for by Johnny Depp during a massive party/fireworks display

 

[psijac]

http://www.lifegem.com/

 

[Exocet]

A mix between a viking and a space burial:
Flown into space on board of a flaming space shuttle.

 

[Toners]

seeing as the way i'd die would be to jump from a plane without a parachute, i'm assuming piledriven about half a mile into the ground on the site of number 10 downing street...
that would be AWESOME. Who needs bombs when you have the freefall speed from 35000 feet?
besides, imagine the newsflash barely minutes later
"totally manly dude performs the ultimate flying double fisted smash on the prime minister... what a guy"
ok, maybe not that title, but it would be CLASS

 

[kemosabi4]

Appropriate eulogies, etc. will be exchanged. The religious authority presiding over it will say, "We now banish him to the realm of the damned! The damned good-looking!" (ba-dum tish)

"Pharaoh commanded I tell that joke at his funeral."