How do you want to go?
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I don't know why, but i've always felt death by firing squad to be a romantic way to go.
Particularly after failing again and again to stop the heroes from reaching my control center where, as soon as they are armed, i will launch 40 nuclear missiles all across the world in a quest to say "FUCK YOU" to the rest of the world.
Particularly after failing again and again to stop the heroes from reaching my control center where, as soon as they are armed, i will launch 40 nuclear missiles all across the world in a quest to say "FUCK YOU" to the rest of the world.
I have a strange feeling I'm going to die in an unusual way. Probably get squished at my job under a runaway roll of paper that weighs around 1,500 pounds.
That's option one. The more likely option is that I'll die while trying to see how fast I can get from point A to point B. I can't explain it; I'm a speed freak. Oddly enough; I've never gotten a ticket for speeding, but Goddamn, don't run those fucking stop signs whatever you do. I swear a cop has been there EVERY SINGLE TIME the eleven times I've done it in my life.
That's option one. The more likely option is that I'll die while trying to see how fast I can get from point A to point B. I can't explain it; I'm a speed freak. Oddly enough; I've never gotten a ticket for speeding, but Goddamn, don't run those fucking stop signs whatever you do. I swear a cop has been there EVERY SINGLE TIME the eleven times I've done it in my life.
I want to die from having a heart attack from taking too much drugs while playing a cover of Psycroptic - Crulety Incarnated before the 1,000,000 people audience.
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from being shot at by cops after i single-handedly murdered and devoured every single person at my college while listening to Rammstein - Keine Lust.Either way i want to die while listening to music.
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from being shot at by cops after i single-handedly murdered and devoured every single person at my college while listening to Rammstein - Keine Lust.Either way i want to die while listening to music.
Ill get a length of cheese wire and fashion it into a noose, then when in position I'll super glue my hands to my head.
When they find my body, it'll look as if I ripped my head clean off.
When they find my body, it'll look as if I ripped my head clean off.
i dont. but hey its gona happen.
if i do, it would be to jump off an incredibly tall building, at least 10 ten seconds of pure adrenaline and freedom, followed by a millisecond of unimaginable agony. why not.
if i do, it would be to jump off an incredibly tall building, at least 10 ten seconds of pure adrenaline and freedom, followed by a millisecond of unimaginable agony. why not.
Nah, it's quite awesome ... unoriginal but definitely worth quoting (unlike my lame attempt).CardinalPiggles said:
Just trying desperately now to remember where I first saw/heard it.
If you were committing suicide that'd be a pretty goddamn cool way of going about it. Particularly if there was some way for the wire to be automatically disposed of after.
Oh! I change mine to this provided I'm dueling a ninja.latenightapplepie said:Combine the two: free-falling 13,000 feet whilst engaging in a katana duel!ocelot0222222 said:
The same way I was born; screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
Truthful answer: Stroke whilst alseep. I don't want to suffer, and I want to be at peace when it happens.
Truthful answer: Stroke whilst alseep. I don't want to suffer, and I want to be at peace when it happens.
