How do you wear your hat?

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Ultrajoe

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My hat is steel and forged in the fires of the screaming souls of 10,000 olympic athletes and respected physicists. It was hammered out by optimus prime weidling Thor's Hammer and cooled in the waters that were used to baptise Jesus, that moses couldn't part and the same ones in which Beowulf fought the sea monsters. It was painted by DaVinci with a color blue that was then poorly parodied by the sky as it was so awesome. It's horns were torn from the head of the devil himself and used to then kill god.

The blackness inside it is darker than anti-light and it is lined inside with a comfy layer of soft fur that may or may not be the hair from unicorns and chimeras, mixed with penguin down.

I wear it all. the. damn. time.

- The Ultra Joe: Not your average Joe
 

smallharmlesskitten

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Ultrajoe said:
My hat is steel and forged in the fires of the screaming souls of 10,000 olympic athletes and respected physicists. It was hammered out by optimus prime weidling Thor's Hammer and cooled in the waters that were used to baptise Jesus, that moses couldn't part and the same ones in which Beowulf fought the sea monsters. It was painted by DaVinci with a color blue that was then poorly parodied by the sky as it was so awesome. It's horns were torn from the head of the devil himself and used to then kill god.

The blackness inside it is darker than anti-light and it is lined inside with a comfy layer of soft fur that may or may not be the hair from unicorns and chimeras, mixed with penguin down.

I wear it all. the. damn. time.

- The Ultra Joe: Not your average Joe
I call shenanigans!
 

wewontdie11

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Radeonx said:
wewontdie11 said:
With fervour and a confident swagger as I casually don my KFC bucket.
You sir, are the epitome of all that is hat fasion.
Well I do try.

These are the hats I currently own and have access to at quarter past 2 in the morning. Never get to wear them much except special partying occasions.

And why yes, that is a 76ers basketball.
 

Zombie_Fish

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624 said:
Zombie_Fish said:
624 said:
A trilby with a smexy lady pin : D I wear it forward so there's some shadow over my eyes, that way it blocks the sun but I can look up (and it looks cool).
Same. Trilbys are awesome.
I started wearing it 'cus of how cool the mafia guys and Frank Sinatra looked.
I just like the look of it and I know several mates of mine who have similar hats.
 

wewontdie11

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smallharmlesskitten said:
I call shenanigans!
Sweet I'll get my broom!

LewsTherin said:
wewontdie11 said:
With fervour and a confident swagger as I casually don my KFC bucket.
Hey, it gives a +1000 to guitar skill.
It is definitely the source of all his shred-tastic power. Think if you wore two you could be better than Buckethead?
 

freakaknight

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My cowboy hat pwns all...wear it generally the only way you can ^o)


Put some guy threw up in it the other week...so annoyed >.<
 

freakaknight

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wewontdie11 said:
smallharmlesskitten said:
I call shenanigans!
Sweet I'll get my broom!

LewsTherin said:
wewontdie11 said:
With fervour and a confident swagger as I casually don my KFC bucket.
Hey, it gives a +1000 to guitar skill.
It is definitely the source of all his shred-tastic power. Think if you wore two you could be better than Buckethead?
I recon if you wore either a slipknot mask or the one the guy from soad wears, have insane slash hair and wore a top hat combined with a kfc bucket...you would be the master of fret and string
 

Bored Tomatoe

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I don't wear hats. They're just one more thing to wear that I don't really need to. Plus, I prefer my bed head to my hat hair.
 

Labyrinth

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I wear my Bowler hat [http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s46/Labyrinth_11/1-1.jpg] with more pancake than anyone else. Ever.
 

Xbowhyena

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I only wear a hat when I play paintball, I don my lucky camo cap as I strap my mask over it.