How Hell work?
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It is actually a really nice place. You should go there. That Satan guy, actually not that big of a dick. It is just propaganda.
That's sorta what I'd thought...mind you, they couldn't advertise the fact.dagens24 said:
Unless Satan was a mad sadistic type who tortured you because he could, and would hurt whoever he could get.
Hell? Hell is being in the jungle with your squad of maybe 6 men for days, never knowing when the enemy will strike...
Okay I'm not a Vietnam vet, but I wanted to use that line.
While share no religious affiliation, therefore do not have a religious based view on a "heaven" or "hell", I have thought about what a hell would be like if it exists. What I have in my mind is pretty much the place as in the movie Little Nicky. Big horny birds, dudes with boobs on their heads, pineapples up Hitler's ass, a sasquatch type thing, and Rodney Dangerfield.
Hopefully when I get there though I'll be on the devil's good side and get a room in his castle with the walls lined with bad ass band posters like Peter and John did in that movie.
EDIT: As a little additional stuff I'll comment briefly on my view of a "heaven". It's a vast, empty, white world where anything you command appears in front of you. Example: you command a Playstation 5 with a copy of Call of Duty 8: Future Warfare (sad as it is, I can see it existing) and it appears in front of you.
That is all.
Okay I'm not a Vietnam vet, but I wanted to use that line.
While share no religious affiliation, therefore do not have a religious based view on a "heaven" or "hell", I have thought about what a hell would be like if it exists. What I have in my mind is pretty much the place as in the movie Little Nicky. Big horny birds, dudes with boobs on their heads, pineapples up Hitler's ass, a sasquatch type thing, and Rodney Dangerfield.
Hopefully when I get there though I'll be on the devil's good side and get a room in his castle with the walls lined with bad ass band posters like Peter and John did in that movie.
EDIT: As a little additional stuff I'll comment briefly on my view of a "heaven". It's a vast, empty, white world where anything you command appears in front of you. Example: you command a Playstation 5 with a copy of Call of Duty 8: Future Warfare (sad as it is, I can see it existing) and it appears in front of you.
That is all.
Alight, let me throw in something about heaven and hell, how I am using it in my storys. *cackle*
So feel free to rip it apart, it's a big collection of ideas mixed together to serve my lore.
Heaven and hell are no pre-determined stations for punishment ad reward, but rather.. havens depending on your personal believes you led in life.
When you die, the Reaper comes to pick you up and states your choices.
Heaven, a place for the pious and the "believers", as one could put it. Meditation, endless librarys of books, the company of your loved ones and friends that passed away/might follow later.. in short, a "boring" place for those looking for peace.
Hell, a place of depravity and.. boundless desires. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll, as they say. Luckily withou the downsides like potential disease, hangovers and alcohole-poisoning.. You're dead, so why care?
Your soul spends the same amount of your lifetime in heaven and hell, before you can "sign up" for reincarnation and give life another try. Once you die again, your souls memory of your former lifes return.
This might lead to the third choic the reaper offers you.
The great beyond.
The last great border, where neither death, god or satan can ell you what lies beyond. passing through the great to the great beyond, allows a new, fresh soul to be born into existance, and thus completing the endless cycle.
Phew, there we go. Have fun with my little ideas. *humms and walks away to lurk some more*
So feel free to rip it apart, it's a big collection of ideas mixed together to serve my lore.
Heaven and hell are no pre-determined stations for punishment ad reward, but rather.. havens depending on your personal believes you led in life.
When you die, the Reaper comes to pick you up and states your choices.
Heaven, a place for the pious and the "believers", as one could put it. Meditation, endless librarys of books, the company of your loved ones and friends that passed away/might follow later.. in short, a "boring" place for those looking for peace.
Hell, a place of depravity and.. boundless desires. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll, as they say. Luckily withou the downsides like potential disease, hangovers and alcohole-poisoning.. You're dead, so why care?
Your soul spends the same amount of your lifetime in heaven and hell, before you can "sign up" for reincarnation and give life another try. Once you die again, your souls memory of your former lifes return.
This might lead to the third choic the reaper offers you.
The great beyond.
The last great border, where neither death, god or satan can ell you what lies beyond. passing through the great to the great beyond, allows a new, fresh soul to be born into existance, and thus completing the endless cycle.
Phew, there we go. Have fun with my little ideas. *humms and walks away to lurk some more*
Basically, as I understand it, think of the worst place you can possibly imagine; every nightmare you've ever had, every fear, torture, pain, sadness, injustice and remorse you've ever felt. Then take that and multiply it by 100, and you STILL won't be within a millimeter of comprehending Hell.
Oh, and it lasts forever. And ever.
And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever.
And Christians wonder why people don't like their theology.
Oh, and it lasts forever. And ever.
And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever.
And Christians wonder why people don't like their theology.
Cor. I like that idea. Very much.Hiname said:
I think I'll start believing in that, just so it exists when I die. (Would Terry Pratchett lie to me?)
Ummm, I never said that anyone was going to hell. We aren't discussing the criteria for going to hell, just what it's like.Maphysto said:
Also, even though it's pretty normal on the internet to have a go at Christianity (because let's face it there's plenty of crazy Christians about) it's still not nice to have a go at someone's religion.