How Hell work?

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Spineyguy

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Interesting concept is Hell, not so much a real place as a state of mind. Most Christian scholars these days teach that it is defined as 'Separation from God', so it is perfectly possible to exist in Hell now and not know it.

Certainly more traditional churches and faiths would teach that hell is a spiritual realm where the soul manifests as an ethereal version of the corporeal self and is hence subject to whatever tortures are particular to that faith, be they "Belchin' shmoke and burnin' flayam, dayumned for all eterneteh for dishobeyen the word of yo great Gawd" or something more realistic, not to express any form of bias toward any religion in particular.

From a literary perspective, Hell has been described in many weird and wonderful ways throughout the centuries. I quite like John Milton's explanation in 'Paradise Lost', but if you don't fancy picking your way through that language, then read 'Surface Detail' by Ian M. Banks. That is all about virtual hells in a society where the 'soul' is downloaded into a giant super-matrix where the dead can still be contacted by the living. Seriously hard sci-fi here, wouldn't recommend it for a first read.

In my opinion, if there is a hell, or indeed if there are multiple Hells for different religions, then they are entirely the construct of humanity. Religious people have it drummed into them what Hell is going to be like and so they would experience it as they have been told to. It is entirely possible that, once dead, the complex pattern of electrical signals that make up what we perceive to be a personality would transfer into an 'equal realm' where they join all the other patterns in sort of 'static-dance'. So Heaven and Hell are actually the same place, just experienced on a different level, both from each-other and from the physical world we experience with our senses.

Of course, when you die, you might just 'cease to be' and actually have no experiences post-mortem.
 

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Blindswordmaster said:
How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html
 

Shuswah_Noir

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With the assumption there is heaven and hell, I like the concept that hell isn't a bad place, but God and his followers have tried to convince people that it is, so that more people go to them and do what they want.
 

Frotality

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Detroit.

thats not an insult to detroit, i just figure that hell would probably be alot more mundane than poets like to make it out to be (heaven to) considering your supposed to spend eternity there. if heaven was everything good minus the fun sinful stuff, it would very soon feel like hell, and an eternity of torture would eventually turn you into a masochist if you never actually die, and even then you'd soon get bored of it.

so yeah, hell is a city with a fair amount of assholes and a bit run down, but otherwise a normal place to live, comparatively speaking, and heaven is like a 50's suburb, alot of wholesome pretense that breeds snobs and a few psychos who cant stand the wholesomeness.
 

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While I'm an Atheist, and thus don't believe in a god or any kind of reward or punishment after death, that doesn't mean I can't explore the idea in fiction.

One take I came up with was that Hell was like an MMORPG with years of level grinding through something to do with whatever you did wrong while alive. When you get to Level 100, you get to go back for another shot at life. Satan in this scenario is the jerk system administrator who, while he does keep everything running, makes the game very unfair for the players in the hopes that once they leave, they won't be coming back.
 

sopherera

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In a lot of literature hell is a state of mind rather than a physical place of burning chaos. It's utter Godlessness and despair.
 

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StBishop said:
DJDarque said:
While I don't believe in Hell, I will play your game.

Hell, as depicted in the Bible, is fire, nothing else. Satan is trapped there just like everybody else. No circles, no rulers, just fire.
Yeah, this.

It's pretty frustrating when people say things like: Go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company.

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dagens24 said:
Sorry bro.

Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.
Not how hell works.
Care to actually expound on the Not how hell works" ?
I mean you're saying it as if it is some kind of fact that you know. And I'm honestly curious what you think is the exact way hell works. I mean how can you possible make any statement about how hell works in any way shape or form when it is an unconfirmed place and the source material for said unconfirmed place is a book that is very sketchy in terms of fact and history.
 

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StBishop said:
Maphysto said:
StBishop said:
dagens24 said:
Sorry bro.

Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.
Not how hell works.
Yeah, because that all kind, all loving and all powerful god had you born into the wrong culture for the explicit purpose of sending you to Hell.
Ummm, I never said that anyone was going to hell. We aren't discussing the criteria for going to hell, just what it's like.

Also, even though it's pretty normal on the internet to have a go at Christianity (because let's face it there's plenty of crazy Christians about) it's still not nice to have a go at someone's religion.
Apologies, I misunderstood your post.
 

DracoSuave

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Hel is a feasthall where nothing happens ever, a land of eternal boredom for those that do not die valiantly, located in Niflheim.

Oh, you mean that other thing that some Christians made up to scare people even tho it's not actually mentioned in the bible. If you go by the bible (like the parts written in it) there's simply eternal death. Oblivion. Nothingness.
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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Just all your worst feelings and things you despise repeated over and over till the end of time.

But it'd be awesome if Satan was like he is in South Park.
 

Doclector

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Hell is a small American tourist resort that always seems to be covered in an unnatural fog. A town some couples refer to as their "special place".
 

minnull

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I think Hell is like being in a place you try to avoid. Like a horrible job. Your sent into hell by a heaven fellowship which is somehow profiting off of the damned's misery and allowing those involved in heaven to enjoy richer and more rewarding eternities and allowing them to rule. Eventually, if you do a good job in hell you are promoted to earth. Which is kind of like getting a union job. You have more freedom then you do in hell plus you get simulation heaven experiences (happiness, love, HL2) so its win win. When you die on earth your either kept in hell or promoted to heaven based on how many achievements you've unlocked while you were on earth.
 

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Littlee300 said:
It is actually a really nice place. You should go there. That Satan guy, actually not that big of a dick. It is just propaganda.
This. He's totally just misunderstood. He slips one note into God's comment box, suggesting a few changes in office protocol, and next thing you know, bam. Relocated to the Hell branch of the company. What a dick move.
 

darkstarangel

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As depicted in the Bible, those who do not wish to follow God in this life will be relocated to hell. Think of heaven as Valhalla except its the righteous, innocent & redeemed that enter rather than warriors slain in battle. Hell is for those who hate God or wish not to live for him.
 

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I'm assuming you meant 'How does Hell work?'.

Hell is an unincorporated community in the Putnam Township of Livingston County, in the U.S. state of Michigan, about 15 miles (24 km) northwest of Ann Arbor. As for how it works, it's mostly a tourist town, thriving on the kitsch of their namesake. This drives the local economy, thus, making Hell 'work'.
 

Angry Camel

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Hell is basically a giant rubbish tip where all the bad stuff goes (ie: People that sin (meaning everyone)). If you trust God to keep you out of there, he will help you. If you reject Him, you spend eternity being tormented by the constant fire and all your memories of how you rejected God. Throw in some demons that like to curb-stomp your testicles and you have a very nasty place. Basically constant fear and torture without any breaks at all.