How is it even possible for someone this stupid to be in an honors class?

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Grabbin Keelz

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It's the school grading system, its bullshit I tells ya! You are not taught basic education, but instead discipline. The ability to perform every task given to the student without question. You don't have to be smart to ace a test, you just have to memorize the material. It's the government plan to turn us all into mindless workers, doomed to walk the earth only to obey the orders of our higher ups! Never to question who we are or what we can do!

..........or he's just being a douche.
 

Artina89

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I would think he was trolling you. I mean, when I did History when I was 13 I was taught about the printing press (mind you, I live in the UK, so I don't know if you are taught it in History in the US), either that, or he lacks common sense. I must admit though, I am leaning towards the former, as if anyone can say "George. W. Bush invented tapeworms" with a perfectly straight face then they are trying to get a rise out of you, or maybe some kind of conspiracy theorist or something.
 

Mr Pantomime

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mechanixis said:
For the love of...

PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY TROLL, THAT IS JUST AN INTERNET MYTH.

99% of the time when people say stupid things, it's because they're just earnestly, sightlessly stupid. Immediately assuming that they're doing it as part of a elaborate lukewarm joke is having way too much faith in humanity. If only it was so, and 24-hour news networks, the entire American southwest, and the Westboro Baptist Church could all be neatly attributed to 'Trolling' and dismissed.
Actually, a spilllover effect from the internet does cause people to troll in real life. And by trolling I mean saying stupid shit and standing by it just to fuck with people. Hell, ive been doing it before I even had the internet
 

ReaperzXIII

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That sounds like me, not that Im stupid I just stand by my "I am a ninja with a robotic arm and laser eye and I'm also the dinosaur king" and create retarded stories on the spot supporting it.

Trolling people in real life is fun coz you can see their reactions
 
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Sounds like he is just winding you up. Although from experience the most intelligent people I know often lack any sort of common sense or much general knowledge.
 

Vrud

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Tapeworm silk. Only the finest for my garments. My computer screen's made of it, too.
 

rutger5000

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They are either being funny, or they are retarded. Both will still get you into honors-class if the teacher feels sorry for retarded people.
 

Jekken6

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OP, you got trolled by your class mate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32UGD0fV45g
 

Dimensional Vortex

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KP Shadow said:
Okay, at school today, one kid asked me if The Spider-Man movies came first or the comic books did. I told him that the comics came first, and that they've been around since at least the 1960's. He said that I was wrong, and that the printing press hadn't even been invented then. Now, you're thinking that that's probably as bad as it's going to get. It isn't. I then told him that the Printing press was invented hundreds of years ago, and was one of the things that started the renessiance. He said that I was wrong, and that the printing press was invented in the 1980's by George W. Bush. He also claims that Bush invented tapeworms, which he believed produced silk, which he believed was used to make paper. And this kid's in all honors classes. Not only that, but he, somehow, has better grades than me. When I finally convinced him that the Spider Man movies came first, he then said that the Superman movies came out before the Superman comics. I pointed out to him that Superman was the first comic book superhero, and that his first comic is from the 1940's, and yet again, he went back to Bush inventing the printing press and tapeworms. Him and his friends are constantly saying stupid things, asking the teacher questions that were answered by what they just said, asking the teacher questions that someone else had just asked, and a variety of other stupid things, so I have no clue whether they're being serious, or if they're just trolling. Yeah. So, trolling, or a genuine example of the incredibly low standards for making it into 8th grade honors classes?
Actually I have an idea about this, when the tests have been finished do the teachers always check the answers or do they get students to check student answers. If the latter then please make a big deal out of it, I have seen a child (who I absolutely loath) at my school, who when he finished his test he got his friend to check the answers and mark them all correctly. So please try to find out if he is cheating, or his friends are helping him illegitimately.

Then of course there is the chance that he can do well on Mathematics and English and is therefore deemed and honor student, while he can be a complete fool in everything else.
 

Lukeje

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Mr Pantomime said:
mechanixis said:
For the love of...

PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY TROLL, THAT IS JUST AN INTERNET MYTH.

99% of the time when people say stupid things, it's because they're just earnestly, sightlessly stupid. Immediately assuming that they're doing it as part of a elaborate lukewarm joke is having way too much faith in humanity. If only it was so, and 24-hour news networks, the entire American southwest, and the Westboro Baptist Church could all be neatly attributed to 'Trolling' and dismissed.
Actually, a spilllover effect from the internet does cause people to troll in real life. And by trolling I mean saying stupid shit and standing by it just to fuck with people. Hell, ive been doing it before I even had the internet
Trolling `IRL' definitely came about before the internet. Some people don't need anonymity to be dicks.
 

thahat

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KP Shadow said:
Okay, at school today, one kid asked me if The Spider-Man movies came first or the comic books did. I told him that the comics came first, and that they've been around since at least the 1960's. He said that I was wrong, and that the printing press hadn't even been invented then. Now, you're thinking that that's probably as bad as it's going to get. It isn't. I then told him that the Printing press was invented hundreds of years ago, and was one of the things that started the renessiance. He said that I was wrong, and that the printing press was invented in the 1980's by George W. Bush. He also claims that Bush invented tapeworms, which he believed produced silk, which he believed was used to make paper. And this kid's in all honors classes. Not only that, but he, somehow, has better grades than me. When I finally convinced him that the Spider Man movies came first, he then said that the Superman movies came out before the Superman comics. I pointed out to him that Superman was the first comic book superhero, and that his first comic is from the 1940's, and yet again, he went back to Bush inventing the printing press and tapeworms. Him and his friends are constantly saying stupid things, asking the teacher questions that were answered by what they just said, asking the teacher questions that someone else had just asked, and a variety of other stupid things, so I have no clue whether they're being serious, or if they're just trolling. Yeah. So, trolling, or a genuine example of the incredibly low standards for making it into 8th grade honors classes?
cant jou just show them i dont know, wikipedia XD? or if they denie that, a true encyclopedia XD? get them to ask a history teacher XD? i dont know..
 

LaughingAtlas

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I'm in an AP (Advanced Placement, supposed to be college course, I'm told) class in which the teacher spends the first 10 minutes faffing about, usually not even in the classroom, and students that either say nothing the entire time, loudly socialize, or spend what little time we have by the time the teacher's tried to do her fucking job trying to talk her out of having us do the assignment.

It reminds me a bit of Victorian high society, (or the impression I have of it, at least) perceiving themselves as humanity's finest (college class in highschool) and showing it by sitting around talking for hours about nothing of relevance, eating grass, and sipping tea. (the last two might be the same thing, come to think of it)

Short version: Grades and classes mean nothing in terms of a person's intelligence, you will meet idiots everywhere.
 

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Thingo said:
Obvious troll is obvious. Also smart.
This, to be honest.

I know someone at my school who is (or claims to be) a die-hard creationist, a believer in capital punishment, in favour of the BNP (for those not of England, they basically want to deport everyone who's not 'properly English') and against womens rights.

I long ago stopped listening to him, because no way is anyone that misguided, but people at my school routinely go mad cos of the things he says.

Fake dumb troll is clever, and catches out a lot of people with his clever ruse
 

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This guy sounds like a wise-guy, but this is true:

Exhibit A) A longtime friend of mine, who not only was in all Honors but A.P., went to a prestigious school, then on to an Ivy league college. I saw him one break after his sophomore year, and we were doing some table-top gaming. In one discussion, he literally said "India is huge; you could fit 5 Americas in it." He wasn't trying to use hyperbole, and he wasn't talking population. He thought the landmass of India was really 5x as large as the continental United States.

Exhibit B) Another India moment; I went to college in the US, and in an advanced level course even for seniors (level 400+) there was a girl, my age, who did not know where on the globe India was.

This was more than a decade ago, of course, before anyone even heard about India. Now they're a big deal.
 

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thahat said:
KP Shadow said:
cant jou just show them i dont know, wikipedia XD? or if they denie that, a true encyclopedia XD? get them to ask a history teacher XD? i dont know..
I know, right XD ? some people can just be so thick XD ! But do you know what really gets me =0 ? People who feel the need to punctuate everything with smiley faces :mad: !

its almost as bad as those stupid people puts lol at the end of every sentence who never use commas and has no gramer or speling lol
 

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mechanixis said:
For the love of...

PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY TROLL, THAT IS JUST AN INTERNET MYTH.

99% of the time when people say stupid things, it's because they're just earnestly, sightlessly stupid. Immediately assuming that they're doing it as part of a elaborate lukewarm joke is having way too much faith in humanity. If only it was so, and 24-hour news networks, the entire American southwest, and the Westboro Baptist Church could all be neatly attributed to 'Trolling' and dismissed.
Trollol.JPG?

But seriously, it's just a fancy way of saying "he's fucking about with you".
Not everyone in the world is an idiot.