How is that POSSIBLE?

[KiruTheMant]

You must solve the question above and then create a braincrusher of your own.If they do not solve it in an hour,post a hint.

Example*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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*Bus crush noise*He didn't.

Why is 42 the meaning of life?
----------------------------------------Hour later*
Why is 42 the meaning of life?
*HINT*Its all knowing.

Fairly simple,I'll begin

How many seconds in a Century?

 

[SteakHeart]

You cut off the sides.

How can you know without thinking?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

My trusting your gut.

How does space compare itself in size?

 

[Jaywebbs]

To the popular universes

who made the trains run on thyme?

 

[littlequietguy]

Randall Munroe.

How can we escape the matrix?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

By realising that you don't try to bend the spoon. Thats impossible. Instead, try to realise that there is no spoon. Then you will realise that you arn't bending the spoon, but bending yourself.
*Stares intensly at spoon for a few seconds and it bends*

How do you live forever

 

[SteakHeart]

By finding the elixir of life.

How can a door not be a door?

 

[wolfy098]

when the door has a wall at the back

Who do you get rid of amnesia

 

[orangebandguy]

Tranquiliser darts.

How many more years will it take for Joan Collins' face to explode?

 

[wolfy098]

Two

How many years will he live AFTER his face explodes

 

[Baby Eater]

none

if today is yesterday what is tomorrow?

 

[Rogun11]

Today

If i Had cake and i had pie which would be more tasty?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Neither because I have them now. Muwahaa.

Why won't my avatar stop working out?

 

[wolfy098]

because he's under mind control

Why can't I be bothered to come up with a good question

 

[Timotei]

Because your stupid and deny your desire for Hot Pockets.

Why did the universe implode around me?

 

[XJ-0461]

Because of your avatar's amazing dancing skills.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Ouch

Why do people think of Chuck Norris as a god figure?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Because roundhouse kicks are awesome.

If there's a white dog and a black dog, what was the old dog's name?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Adam Barrington Spencer III

What killed the dinosaurs

 

[Baby Eater]

[HEADING=2] I DID![/HEADING]

if one train in modest leaves at 4 a.m going 60 MPH and another leaves at 5 a.m going the same speed,how did you invent dehydrated water?