People hear tend to get their information on the Vietnam War more through documentaries and war films than through textbooks. Oh it's covered and all but more as just a part of Cold War than a subject in and of itself. What i heard about Vietnam in school was anecdotal, sense a number of my teachers had actually served in the war.
My high school chemistry teacher Mr. Siegel liked to tell the students a little war story at the school assembly on Veteran's Day. He did the most Hilarious Vietnamese accent you ever heard.
<spoiler= the story, if you're interested> He and his squad (he was the commander) were out on patrol when they encountered an enemy unit in the middle of field of rice paddies. No one was hit in the initial firefight, but they ended-up pinned in a ditch. I can't recall why they didn't call in air support (broken radio, danger close or something). The real problem was that the sun was setting, and NO ONE wants to be stuck waste deep in a rice paddy in the middle of enemy territory at night. In frustration one of the marines yelled out. "God dam it! Why can't you g**ks just go home!" Then they heard a voice yell back "We ARE home! When you go home?" Odd way to start a dialog going but it worked. After confirming that neither side had suffered casualties, Siegel (I forget his rank at the time) asked if the commander if he would like to continue fighting, the response was negative. Unfortunately neither side was willing to be the first to pull back, due to a mixture of distrust and pride. Mr Siegel suggested that they withdraw simultaneously one man at a time. The Vietnamese commander agreed, but then ANOTHER issue came up:
"We send him out on the count of three"
"what?"
"count of three"
"what is that?"
Apparently the Vietnamese commander had never learned to count in English. Fortunately, English is not the only language Mr. Siegel is fluent in.
"Parlez-vous Francais?"
"Oui"
"Nous allons sur le compte de trois"
"Bien"
So the first two guys made it out okay, and they just continued counting down until Mr Siegel and the enemy commander were left. They said their goodbyes and departed.
Later when Siegel was back at camp, he relayed the story to his commanding officer. He gave mr. Siegel a strange look and then said:
"Siegel, I do NOT want to see any paperwork on this."
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