...How long have I been drinking that?

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schiz0phren1c

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Firoth said:
schiz0phren1c said:
it was anti-freeze! Nah,not really sorry for joking.
That's actually what my mother told me when I called and asked her. So, shame on you, sir. Shame on you for siding with my mother in this. I am disappoint.
O noes!
damn I know how bad that can be,
I am sorry!
also
Clean your room! :p
 

assassinslover

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Tofu. XPPP I can't stand tofu. My step-mom put it in the lasagna she made and I didn't find out until I'd eaten most of it.

I was sick from about 9PM that night until about 5PM the next day (constant puking, dry heaving).
 

smithy_2045

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I drank a strange blue alcoholic drink and was vomitting blood the next morning. Good times...
 

PhoenixKing

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.... I have one of those exact same cups. And I' ve been thinking that it's getting less and less full, but I passed it off as a trick of the mind. The fact that you said this made me worry, and throw out y cup. So sir, I must commend you on your act of heroism. You might have just saved my life. =)
 

Lavi

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Non-toxic stuff, because companies can't possibly be that stupid.

And no, if I ever had something like that, I'd have broken it.
 

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GiglameshSoulEater said:
I once had a packet of caburys chocolate cake rolls.
I opened them after they had sat on my shelf a good while, wondering if there had been icing sugar on it before.
I bit deep into the chocolate cake...
and it was FURRY.

I turned it over, and there were long blue strands of fungus all over it >_<
That was... terrifying. I deeply regret... reading that... Oh man... I can't... UAUUAUUGHH.
 

technoted

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When I was 10 I was in a pub having a meal for a family members 18th, I picked up what I thought was my glass of coke and thought it tasted horrible, I kept drinking as much of it until I ended up feeling very ill. Turns our it was my Grandads Guiness, and now I'm older it ended up being my favourite drink after Pure Orange juice, a drink I said I'd never have again only 8 years ago...
 

SturmDolch

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I had a double big mac that tasted like windex once. I guess that means rotten, because when I got home, I threw up in the sink.

There were all these little, white fry bits floating around in it. It was enough to put me off McDonalds till the McRib came out.
 

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Dags90 said:
Who the Hell uses centiliters as a unit of measurement? No one, that's who.
in europe they tend to use them instead on mililitres. a can of coke would be 33cl instead of 330ml.

OT: i once took a big swig out of a pint glass then looked down to see a huge fly that had landed in it thrashing around.

subject_87 said:
A jelly-like bit in a chicken nugget is always pe-reety disgusting.
yeah thats probably a cyst or a piece of conglomerated connective tissue. you really shouldn't eat those things, they shouldn't even be classed as food.
 

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smithy_2045 said:
I drank a strange blue alcoholic drink and was vomitting blood the next morning. Good times...
o_O Are you sure it wasn't Windex?...Or bleach?
 

fenderstrat

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i drank a whole cup of tea once, only to find a dead cockroach at the bottom of the cup. i dont drink much tea anymore...
 
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Nothing like drinking a nice, cool refreshing glass of lemonade only to realize there were ants taking a leisurely swim inside. RIP ants, rest in peace.
 

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Lilani said:
I once thought I had a Diet Pepsi and it turned out to be Dr. Pepper. I very, very much dislike Dr. Pepper, and that experience only solidified my hate for it.
I had the same experience, but it was Coca-cola and Vanilla Coke.
Enemy Of The State said:
Nothing like biting into cheese and realising its mouldy...
Or drinking milk and it's curdled... XO==
Fetzenfisch said:
extra story: When i wanted to wear my leather jacket for a concert show last week, i realised that the last time i had it on, was 1)very Long ago 2) when i put an apple into the pocket.
Unused backpack over the summer + banana + overdue Harry Potter Book = eww.
 

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Don't drink canned soda in the summer, because sometimes the bees fly into your can...

Not me, but my mom could hardly speak for two days.
I hate to do this, but are you SURE it was a bee that was the cause to this problem?
 

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Lilani said:
I once thought I had a Diet Pepsi and it turned out to be Dr. Pepper. I very, very much dislike Dr. Pepper, and that experience only solidified my hate for it.
Yes, I know what this feels like. I freaking hate Dr. Pepper, for me it tastes like someone took a soiled pair of underwear and wringed it into a cup. Thing is, I'm pretty much the only person in my family who doesn't like the stuff, and mixing up a Coke or Pepsi with Dr.Pepper is a fairly simple mistake to make for a waiter.

This one is extremely tame, but it counts. You see, once upon a time, I was a Mormon. Mormons, for some reason, aren't allowed to drink tea. All throughout middle school, I would buy cans of lemonade from the cafeteria. It was pretty good, but something always felt a bit off. One day during lunch, a Mormon aquantince of mine kinda smirked at me and said "You know you're drinking tea, right?" Yep, turns out I had been drinking lemon-flavored iced tea the entire time.

It feels like I've had a legitimately disgusting mix-up before, but nothing is coming to mind. I'll come back if I think of it.
 

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Oh god, do I have a horror story. I'm a coffee addict and I work as a bartender. I drink a lot of coffee throughout the day and when you don't get home till 4 am, you tend to drink a lot of it at night. Well anyways, I was enjoying a cup of coffee when someone ordered a drink. Naturally, I put my coffee down and proceeded to attend to the patron. After he had payed, I picked up my coffee and took a huge swig. I tasted some amaretto and realized that I picked up a used mug that a waitress had placed on the ledge where I had also placed my mug. Then it hit me, there was something semi solid in my mouth. It turned out to be a BAND-AID!! A fucking used band-aid that some customer had deposited in their half drunk coffee drink. No amount of gum or teeth brushing could get the taste/feel out of my mouth for quite some time. It still gives me shivers.
 

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Firoth said:
Unfortunately, it is neither blue or gooey. I might have been able to notice something like that in my drinks sooner and possibly not have this problem. It's just a clear colorless liquid, like water. But, I'd rather not bet on it being water because 1: with my luck it isn't and 2: it's not as funny/horrible that way.
I was only saying it for the sake of a joke. ;)
 

kurokotetsu

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Dags90 said:
Who the Hell uses centiliters as a unit of measurement? No one, that's who.
No one excepto msot people in the world that use liters and its derivative units instead of those archaic Imperial units.

I eat ceral for breakfast. I do it every single day. One morning, at my dad's house I get up. I see that there is ceral left for only one more bowl. Good enough, I'm not especially hungry that morning. With the ceral in place, I get the milk, only to notice there isn't enough left. So I open up a new one, with the seal intact. I beggin pouring while looking for a spoon, btu I can't finish my search before noticing something odd. The feeling of pouring milk is off. So I turn. I see huge chunks of "cheese" (or rotten milk, depdns on your view) coming out of the bottle, ruining my cerael. At least I didn't need to take my breakfast anymore.