How Many Children Could You Fend Off?

[Terminate421]

Maybe about 30 or so, depends on how many cheap shots they hit me with.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Not saying I would, or have, but I could knock a kid out with a punch...
With a 1:1 punch:kid ratio + 2 arms / bullshit maths = a shit load

Obviously if it was like several schools worth piling up in waves like the undead hordes, then it's a bit less.
Strength in numbers and all that.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

I ended up getting about 16 kids on the quiz.

...I was expecting much worse considering I'm pretty skinny and a little below average height.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Huh, 15.
Probably due to me being a pansy about fighting kids.
Or anybody for that matter.
And that I don't work out.
And barely eat anything throughout the day.
Gee, I wonder why my number was so low?

 

[Casual Shinji]

Do I get a broom?

If I get a broom I can just keep nudging them away.

It's basically what I already do in real life.

 

[Lieju]

Depends.

Are they wearing shoes? Because tiny human toes legitimately creep me out and if they'd use psychologcal warfare I'd just run away screaming.

 

[lechat]

depends on 2 factors
1. are they evil zombie kids so i feel absolutely zero remorse for snapping some necks
2. is there ball punching involved and is one nimble/lucky enough to land a solid hit

considering my endurance and the amount of effort i would need to take down a kid i could prolly go all day kicking the shit out of them provided i had a break every few hours to have a snack

 

[Auron225]

According to this I can only take twenty 5 year olds in a fight which I think kinda sucks.

I only got 15 :S I wasn't expecting morality questions at the end; I thought this scenario was assuming we're throwing morality to the curb! Under what realistic circumstances would I actually be doing this? I think I could take on more than 15 if morality wasn't an issue; but if it was then I'd likely find it hard to fight at all.

EDIT:

Fine, consider them midgets; they smoke, drink and partake in shenanigans that seem funnier when they do it, but not to average height people

That's better! I think I could take 20-25 of them - I'm pretty unfit so I'd likely be exhausted after that.